maximusfive said: Probably the same way a pastry can be alive in the first place.
Magic. (Or Yukari fucking around again, a Moriya shrine conspiracy, or Eirin's shady new drug, take your pick. XP)
If we're talking about an actual touhou character being responsible for yukkuri then I always fancied them to be some kind of new tenth layer of hell Shikieiki cooked up. That or Sariel still being butthurt about being a fallen angel.
Mokomoko said: Get your Nasu bullcrap outta my lawn!
Silence! You are just helping the culcript of all the trolling and insanity that Yukkuris are to get a way!
You must be working for Zelretch for the sake of trolling the world with yukkuris! If you don't surrender i'll use my Unlimited Puff Works on you! Because that's the path of a True Hero!
...Haa!Yuku...!Aah...Feels...Miss' mamumamu...Yuhyaaan!Ah...!Yua!Nn!Yuuuu...!Um, alrightG-going to move...!