One Yukkuri Place

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    danogoat

    inspector patche to the rescue!

    zidana123

    And so, the yukkuri family spent their time in the restaurant. Not long after, a nearby human family's pet gold badge Patchouli developed uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea after eating a breakfast manjuu from the restaurant, and soon took it easy forever.

    The enraged pet owner examined the manjuus carefully, and discovered that the filling of the manjuus was yukkuri poo poo! The local residents and the students reported the restaurant to the [Something. Merchant's Association, I think. Heptoct, where did you go? D:]. Of course, health officals began an inspection of the restaurant.

    zidana123

    So... in this universe, yukkuri poo poo is yukkuri poo poo, and yukkuris dislike it immensely even if they have no knowledge that it is poo poo. Weird.

    And you know, I can't help thinking that even though the restaurant owner is a lying bastard, his treatment for vomiting and diarrheaing yukkuris really does work. Gold Badge Patchy's owner should have put tape over her mouth and plugged up her anyaru, and then she wouldn't have died!

    danogoat

    what amazes me is that someone who has a gold badge patche would eat on such a shitty restaurant

    nemo

    ha! what I least expected that Farter old was that someone will annoy by the quality of its food.

    danogoat said:
    what amazes me is that someone who has a gold badge patche would eat on such a shitty restaurant

    Maybe the Patchouli owner wanted to save some bucks fed to your pet with cheap food or was too slack to go to the yukkuri-shop for gourmet food

    Trololo

    WHAT A TWEEST!

    Looks like there will be justice after all, in a sense, but given where hy has taken it I wouldn't be surprised if they went to the factory next.

    Salem

    Patche are like the birds they bring to coal mine.
    When shit happens, those die first

    GHOSTRIDEIT

    zidana123 said:
    So... in this universe, yukkuri poo poo is yukkuri poo poo, and yukkuris dislike it immensely even if they have no knowledge that it is poo poo. Weird.

    Maybe it inherited their memories?
    It wouldn't be the first time a Patchy has vomited to death because of psychological trauma.

    Trololo

    Salem said:
    Patche are like the birds they bring to coal mine.
    When shit happens, those die first

    An apt comparison.

    For those who are unaware, they used to bring canaries into the coal mines with them. If poisonous gasses were going to choke them out, the bird would get sick and die before the workers would, so once it started to go the workers got the fuck outta there.

    Didn't stop using them until 1987.

    But yeah, same basic thing. Patchouli types are really weak and vulnerable, a good litmus test for these kinds of issues because what hurts an ordinary yukkuri kills a patchouli.

    Tweak

    I'm thinking some combination of yukkuri in this setting being less forgetful, Patchy being naturally weak, and GHOSTRIDEIT's suggestion that their bean paste carried their uneasiness.

    Hrywhoaranngnh

    danogoat said:
    inspector patche to the rescue!

    More like Mr. Creoste.