One Yukkuri Place

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  • When I opened my eyes what appeared before me was a slightly larger than normal yukkuri. A Marisa, I think, as it is often called considering its blond hair and yellow eyes. It seems slightly unusual because it has a different hat and it looked on at me as if I was stupid and deserved its contempt. The idea that this thing has the gall to even appear gloating filled me with hate that I wanted to punch it.

    Then I realized I was actually tied up to a chair in my safe room and it was not just this yukkuri in the room but a slightly bigger purple haired one with a yellow ribbon with a sword of some kind. Behind it were a very big silver haired yukkuri, a purple haired rabbit eared yukkuri, a blond rabbit eared yukkuri and a blue rabbit eared yukkuri.

    I remember now what happened beforehand. I was, embarassingly, sucker punched by the yellow ribboned purple hair yukkuri. I have no recollection how I was tied and brought here though nor do I have any idea how they know of my saferoom. All I know is that I am surrounded by yukkuri ranging from 5 feet tall to a shade below 9 feet tall while I am tied to a chair and I have no means at the moment to fight my way out as my guns are their respective drawers and lockers.

    I decided to stall for time while I think of a way out. I know that the yukkuri species are supposedly stupid and they love their sweets so I said "Let me go and I will give you plenty of sweet sweets".

    The immediate look on their faces show that they appeared insulted by the offer before the marisa type's face softened up and undulated its body, hopped up and down and winked at me as if trying to be cute while asking about the plans for the yukkuri extermination in a forest that was sanctioned by the government. The other yukkuri in the room laughed while the bigger silver haired one and the yellow ribboned purple haired one rolled their eyes.

    "I have no idea what you are talking about" I lied cooly, remembering my training in concealing all telltale signs of distress when lying. "All I know is that I have a fridge full of delicious sweet sweets to the one that lets me go"

    My remark made the laughing yukkuri laughed loudly even more while the one with the yellow ribbon was about to pull out its sword from the scabbard before the big silver haired one stopped it from pulling the sword.

    "Enough, Toyohime. Move aside", it ordered the yukkuri I thought was a Marisa.

    "Yes, Master" Toyohime replied while the other yus stopped laughing and grinned evilly.

    "Tell us where the list is human", the silver haired one said as it eyed me with cold silver eyes.

    "I have no idea what list you are talking about" I lied cooly and thought it was nothing short of perfection like I always did.

    It slapped me with its forelock of hair. "Do not play games with us. We know who you are, mister John Jahkowicz. We know what you do and what your security clearance allows you access to. Where is the list for the yukkuri extermination at your agency's designation area YUN4H. Do not lie to us and insult our intelligence".

    "Look I have no idea what you are talking about. Or who that Mr. Jahkowicz is. Please, you got the wrong guy" I answered while making myself cry to make it convincing.

    "Mister Jahkowicz if you value your wife Risa and your daughter Sarah, you would cease this pretense. You are taxing master's patience. While Toyohime does not condone the killing of those not related to this, Master has no qualms about doing just that if she gets frustrated." Toyohime pleaded at the sidelines.

    I realized now that these things are not that stupid as the public would like to think but I remembered my oath to protect this country no matter the sacrifices that have to be made.

    "Sarah and Risa will forgive me because there is no way I am telling you shits anything. Now that you just established that your species are such a threat, there is no way I am giving you what you want." I said as I spat at the silver haired one hoping to hit it in the eye.

    It just closed its eyes and chuckled silently.

    "Reisen bring them here", the silver haired one said.

    Moments later a short haired blue haired rabbit eared yukkuri came with my wife and crying daughter with two pistols aimed at their back.

    "Leave them out of this" I said.

    "Mister Jahkowicz we are aware of your training and mental toughness but we wonder if your wife or child shares that same quality" the silver haired one said evilly as the purple haired rabbit eared yukkuri handed it my electric drill.

    "Do not worry, mister Jahkowicz, you can tell us everything, no one other than us in this room would know what you would be telling us. We will make sure of it," the purple haired yellow ribboned one said as it held my wife's shoulders as she pushed Risa to their master.

    "Ma'am. Risa, you should scream alot, okay? Mister Jahkowicz would break down easier that way and there will be less pain for you..." the silver haired one cruelly cooed at my now crying wife as the drill revved up.

    --To be continued--

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    Cute Aggression

    The existence of Dosuyukkuris and other powerful magical yukkuri lead me to strongly believe that everything was Yukari's screwing with the Outside world.

    Cute Aggression

    Pardon me to ask about the users' nationality, as I thought this site belongs to the Japanese yet everyone speaks fluent English, and some can perfectly translate Chinese and Japanese.

    Cute Aggression

    And also, why is our site named "One Yukkuri Place"?

    TosylChloride

    Cute_Aggression said:

    Pardon me to ask about the users' nationality, as I thought this site belongs to the Japanese yet everyone speaks fluent English, and some can perfectly translate Chinese and Japanese.

    This site is built upon the model of Danbooru or whatever basis it has that is open source, and belongs to the non-Japanese userbase. As a result, everyone speaks English fluently, and those who can speak a second or third language would work as translators.

    On a different note, now that yukkuris have reached this level of threat to the human society, I believe it's high time that they be classsified as a criminal syndicate by the government, and be wiped out with extreme prejudice by the military. There's a limit before things have gone too far, and this is way beyond that point.

    Updated by TosylChloride

    Cute Aggression

    TosylChloride said:

    This site is built upon the model of Danbooru or whatever basis it has that is open source, and belongs to the non-Japanese userbase. As a result, everyone speaks English fluently, and those who can speak a second or third language would work as translators.

    On a different note, now that yukkuris have reached this level of threat to the human society, I believe it's high time that they be classsified as a criminal syndicate by the government, and be wiped out with extreme prejudice by the military. There's a limit before things have gone too far, and this is way beyond that point.

    It's all Yukari's fault, trust me.

    If only people didn't invent the Dosuyukkuri, everything's fine.

    TosylChloride

    Canttakeiteasy said:

    Not a criminal syndicate >_> but an existential threat. If the government learns that some of the yukkuri are actually highly functioning and organized that may be capable of utilizing their abilities for their military operations, you have Dosu in The City Black End 2.0

    Care to give me a synopsis of that original Black end? (and other notable endings too, if you don't mind) I know I'll pull myself together to read that story... some day, when I've gotten away from GTA Online. Some day.

    TosylChloride

    Canttakeiteasy said:

    End: Dosu in the city black end

    Which means that there're other endings that ended advantageously for the yukkuris?

    boom

    Canttakeiteasy said:

    Not a criminal syndicate >_> but an existential threat. If the government learns that some of the yukkuri are actually highly functioning and organized that may be capable of utilizing their abilities for their military operations, you have Dosu in The City Black End 2.0

    Or you'll have “Operation Carneades”: https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/yufanfics/T006D178YTg

    TosylChloride said:

    Which means that there're other endings that ended advantageously for the yukkuris?

    You can check out the "White End," where Dosu doesn't go crazy and decides to save as many yukkuri as possible from the disaster, at the cost of its own self. Dosu disappears, another Dosu takes its place and the original Dosu returns as a bodied youkai that appears in a few other stories.

    Cute Aggression

    Canttakeiteasy said:

    I am not going to spoil several stories for you >_>

    Oops, sorry for that. Both of us better delete our comment ASAP.

    captperv

    Cute_Aggression said:

    Pardon me to ask about the users' nationality, as I thought this site belongs to the Japanese yet everyone speaks fluent English, and some can perfectly translate Chinese and Japanese.

    I'm not fluent in English, I'm American.

    Speaking of Yukkuri being capable of ANYTHING outside being a public nuisance, Is ridiculous.

    EasyV

    captperv said:

    I'm not fluent in English, I'm American.

    I came here just to laught at this.
    10/10.

    captperv

    EasyV said:

    I came here just to laught at this.
    10/10.

    im glad someone got the joke :)

    captperv

    Canttakeiteasy said:

    Nationality is not citizenship, at least that is what I was taught. Nationality is a synonym for race/culture.

    You have american citizens with barely the high school equivalent fluency in american english as some just recently acquired citizenship or lives in a community that does not value english that much so there is no incentive to really be fluent in it.

    /quote]

    This is not relevant. Enjoy the joke or not.

    Ruukasu

    Canttakeiteasy said:

    Talking pastries that if by some accident actually teleports into your body that you both die?

    Never heard of a yukkuri telefragging anything...