One of this days, we'll have an actual line of a yukkuri suffering but also saying "sorry for suffering so cute!" like a mixture of their arrogance + self awareness about the crying moe.
Psst! Hey, can you guys hear it? Can you hear the desperate "YUNYAA" sound? Are you moved? Are your heart melted? . . . Do you want to reach out your hand, pick up this poor and suffering little one? . . . And then throw it back to the cesspit, just to hear it screaming even louder? MUAHAHAHA!!!!
Dwaddie!
Macha ish here!
Don'ch chake it eachy and come to hewp shoon noje!
Itsh shtinky in here, can'ch chake it eajy noje!Yu!?
Little one!?
Where did you go noze!
Don't take it easy and come back!