One Yukkuri Place

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  • 金のうんうんを産むゆっくりじょおんを手にいれたぜ!
    さあうんうんをしろ!
    ・・・ひゃあ我慢出来ねぇ!腹の中の金を取り出してやる!!

    アレ?何もない・・・そんな・・じょおん・・・・

    I got my hands on a yukkuri Joon who produces golden poo poo!
    So! Do some poo poo!
    ...aaargh, I can't wait! I'll just take the gold from its abdomen!!
    Uh? There's nothing... but... Joon...

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    EasyV

    A sad story :(

    JusticeItEasy

    Moral of the story, you don't get the golden eggs from the golden egg laying goose by disemboweling it, you JACKASS!

    Canttakeiteasy

    why would the yukkuri equivalent of a poverty god be the exact opposite?

    I imagine joon and shion to be like hina but bleeds out ruin and bad luck all the time with shion standing to not benefit at all while joon gets all the good luck.

    EasyV

    Canttakeiteasy said:

    why would the yukkuri equivalent of a poverty god be the exact opposite?

    The poverty god is Shion, Joon takes people's wealth and spends it, so in theory she is rich while Shion is poor.
    I think the yukkuri became so that it produces gold or something, while being filled with something else, which isn't too far from the 2hu.

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    EasyV said:

    The poverty god is Shion, Joon takes people's wealth and spends it, so in theory she is rich while Shion is poor.
    I think the yukkuri became so that it produces gold or something, while being filled with something else, which isn't too far from the 2hu.

    Abilities

    Joon is a pestilence god who brings misfortune to others. She's capable of completely draining a person's financial assets - those around her think that spending money will bring them happiness, and thus use it up as if offering it of their own free will. An example of this ability can be seen in Curiosities of Lotus Asia, where she uses it on Sumireko Usami.[1]

    https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Curiosities_of_Lotus_Asia/Chapter_32

    It seems that she causes people to waste their money by possessing them or influencing them.

    I do not see where the gold laying is coming from. If anything I can see her as a good luck sponge for herself that emits bad luck for others or simply a con artist.

    And my bad, I actually considered both yorigami sisters as poverty gods when apparently distinctions between poverty and pestilence was made.

    EasyV

    As I said, since the whole idea is on spending, the yukkuri apparently then produces gold as poo poo (i.e. as a waste.)
    It's a stretch, but such is yukkuri nature.