Reimu : Baby~ Yu~ You are here! Mommy was looking for baby! Look, Bad girl, (You must) tell mommy before you go outside for playing!
Komairsa : Ugi.... Yupee.... mommyiiiiiiiiiiii! (I Have) mr.poop on me... Do Clean-Clean (for me)
Reimu : Ok, Ok. (I'll) Do lick-lick right now~
Human : Hey, shitty manju(Big bag full of shit)
2nd Cut Reimu : Lick-Lick Mr.Anyaru (is) Clean-Clean Yufufu Babie’s (I don’t feel like it’s) Dirty because it’s babie’s small and cute Mr.Anyaru
Komarisa : Ze~ Yui~ clean-clean ze!
Human : (It’s) Completely Ignoring (me), Huh? If you treat me like that...
3rd Cut Reimu : Baby, What did you do today?
Komarisa : (I played)Human-Slash Game ze! (I) smashed five man ze!
Reimu : Yufufu Mommy killed more hundred of Mr.Human When Mommy was children! There was shitty Mr.Baby Human too but Mommy didn’t care about that lol Face of screaming shtty geezer was the best thing (to enjoy)
Marisa : Mommy is Great!
4th Cut
Reimu(I guess she’s singing.) In the day that we can take easy, Let that happiness feeling, flap-flap, wiggle-wiggle bedew cute body Yu, Yu, Taking Easy~
Komarisa : Sing that song one more time when (we) get to home!
Reimu : Yufu, (Eat) Mr.food first~ Because mr.song make cute mr.footsie is plump
Huh. So even fully translated, there's no explanation for why the yukkuri seem to forget about the human standing right there.
Clearly, humans are below their notice.
Mawisha hunted mishter humans! Mawisha pinched and crushed five of them today je!I decide to pay a visit to their house.Easy days~ make us feel happiness~ by fla~p fla~pping and wiggle-wiggling our cute bodies~ Yu <3 Yu <3 Take it easy~Je! That'sh right!Mwommi! Sing again when we getch home!Yufu <3 Before that there's mister food <3 Mister song is for after we make mister tummy full <3Mwommie ish amajing!Yufufu When mommy was small she killed a hundred mister humans. There were shitty baby humans too but I didn't care about them lol. Their "Waah waah" faces when they cried were the best lolLittle one, what did you do today?Don't ignore me. If you're going to be like that...Je <3 Hyui~ <3 Clean-clean je!Little one has a cute mister anus so it shouldn't be dirty~Li-ck Lii-ck Clean-clean mister anus
YufufuHey you, you big shitbagYes, yes. Mommy will do lick-lick now~Egu... Yuhi... (sobbing)
Mwoooommiiiiiiie take mishter poopoo awaaay~ Make Mawisha clean-cleanOh~ You weren't supposed to do this. You were supposed to tell Mommy when you were going to playBaby! Yu~~
(You) are here!
Mommy was looking for(you)!