1) I jon'j wanna jiiiiiiie!! I jon'j wanna huuuurj!! 2) I wanna eatch sweeeej!! Gaaage!! Jogolaaaaade!! Obeledde wij riiiiize!! 3) Whyhyhyyyyyyy!? Alije ij gonna gwow ub and jage ij eajy wij her wonjerful wiiiiife! 4) Jon' wanna jiiiiiie! Marija wanj jo gwow ub and mage many jildweeen!! 5) Yelb mweeeee!! I wanna refreeeeech!! I wanna mage bwabiiiiiej!! 6) -Aaall of the things you just said are impossible! No can do! -Because you're going to die! 7) Okay then, who's first~? 8) Nwooooo!! Yelb mweeeee!! 11) Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmm~ Got-youuuuu~ 12) Now, you're going to die very, very painfully, without ever eating delicious food, without ever seeing your cute sisters again, without ever getting refreshed, and without making babies~!
Note: The yukkuris' demented lines are, once again, the result of a combination of suffer-slurring and chibi-slurring. If any clarifications are needed, I'll provide them.
No, what I'm saying is that this combination may cause words to be slurred beyond recognition, such as gage=cake. I thought of writing a non-slurred version too, but it would take up too much space, I think.