What the fuck? An hour and forty minutes? This guy really wants to make sure the kids die, LOL. And I see that stupid reimu has no fucking idea what is happening. Too bad about the parents, though. They seem to be aware of what went wrong but now they're stuck with consequences.
Unless he stops it, Anon's gonna break his microwave. I feel sorry for the parents, they know to not mess with Anon, and have been constantly apologizing for their kids.
"These bean buns ran into my foot with a Suii, so now I'll microwave them for an hour and forty minutes and make the parents watch and suffer mental trauma even though they did nothing wrong and it's the Reimu's fault anyways."
...Really now. You wouldn't microwave a puppy if it bit you with its gums and have the mother watch.
^"stupid overreacting anons" describes close to all anons portrayed in these types of comics. Just as I think it's rude to talk about yukkuri murder on family_friendly comments boxes, it's just silly trying to talk of logic or restraint in the comments of a violence series.
Overreacting? The Kyokkuri thought that the Suii would cause severe injuries to Anon. They attacked him with malicious intend. Also, translation:
Alice: Aaa, little ones!! Patchouly: Mister! Please forgive the children Kyoreimu: mother is getting further away!! (slurred) sfx: pukuuu kyoupatchi: Mu..kyu... kyoualice. mama, save us (slurred)
Anon: Die sfx: pi
sfx: bo..n.. Kyoureimu: It's really interesting!! Kyoalice: Pachouu!! Kyopachi: Eyes... are spinning... sfx: ere ere kyoualice: Yu? Yu Mother is spinning? kyoualice: Yu what's this?! sfx: oro oro
Since I'm no native English speaker, I leave the sfx and slurring up to you.
Do you feel better now that you had a "righteous" moment? Maybe you should foucs that energy to help the various injustices that actually exists in Darfur and China instead of a fictional character warming up his manjus.
Or are you just RAGING at a yukkuri story because you don't like it? Feel free to use a proxy to post on the 2ch boards about how stupid this anon is, because nobody here gives a shit.
That Anon is really manly-looking when he proceeds to cook the little things. He's doing this with a passion, because he has dreamed of doing this every night. Now that he has the opportunity, his dream may unfurl and his appetite for yukkuri death shall be sated!
^The last time someone mentioned animals in general here, Sun was talking about how tearing the testicals of squirrels makes an interesting passtime, and that butchered kittens make good eatin's.
Gee poweryoga, having a fun powertrip? "Your opinions differ from mine, and thus you are worthless." I didn't detect any rage (or self-rightousness) from DDD's posts. He was simply stating that anon's thought process is either unrealistic or psychopathic. As for Sock, he was making fun of you. That must have gone over your head. You obviously think that when you don't respect the opinions of others, they should still respect yours. This is not the case. You can do all the translations you want, but if you go around trying to silence other users, you just become the local forum-douch. Should you ever actually attempt to "not give a shit", I recommend not reading his posts instead of attacking his person.
Oh no, it didn't go over my head at all. I think my response went over yours though.
And actually I don't really give a crap if people respect my opinion or not. I'm pointing out how stupid and pointless it is to say "i don't like this yukkuri story! This guy is totally not acting in a rational way!" because yukkuris are: guess what, IMAGINARY! I'm RAGING at the fucking stupidity of trying to bring in real life parallels of pets into yukkuris, same as the last time someone tried to compare pets to yukkuris with the same standards. Maybe you missed it the last time around?
and lol@silencing people bit. I've been saying the same thing here since day one: If you don't like the story, don't read it. No need to make comments about "oh I don't like this" or "I wish someone would come in and crush these little shits" or "anon is a psycho, he wouldn't do that to kittens/puppies/babies IRL!" It prevents flame wars going on between people who love yukkuris and people who love yukkuris being crushed.
You are right about the ignoring posts bit though. I'll try to ignore the dumb comments in the future.
I also find it funny that you seem to think I feel like I should get special treatment because I do translations. Protip: I don't care. I do this as a hobby and to practice Japanese, not to feel good about myself or gather up a following of some sort. To be honest I have no idea why you even think that.
^ Ooh, temper, temper. Take your own advice. Don't like the comments, don't read them or respond to them. Do translations as you will, that's your choice.
And no, I was not trying to be self-righteous. This story is, how would you say, "out of wack". True, they're bean buns, true, they're imaginary, but it doesn't change the fact that it's still a story and I have every right to state what I don't like about it.
Plus, if you think about it just a bit, these things exist in an imaginary world. In this imaginary world, these living bean buns are anything but imaginary. In our world these things are nothing but imagination, but in the...uh..."Yukkuri World", they're real.
If you don't get it that's OK. I've never been good at explaining things. Back on topic, I'm not RAGEing or being self-righteous as you stated, but stating my distaste at the unrealistic reaction anon gave. If you have a problem with that, I'm afraid you'll either have to get used to it or get out of America or wherever you live.
TL;DR: Stop being an internet tough guy. It's not cool.
^I never intended to convey that I would think you to be stuck-up because of your translations. I was just saying that I can't very well tell you to "fuck off and die" because you are a contributing member of the community that assists other users. What I feel I can recommend is that you calm the fuck down and take it easy. Rage is unnecessary here. It's not like he's personally trying to troll you. >>Maybe you missed it the last time around? I didn't miss it at all. As I mentioned, the last time it came up, a certain other user said he'd be fine with (and regularly practices) maiming animals IRL, and discussion went in a direction opposite of progress (congress, blah blah, old joke).
@DDD realistic reaction that u talked about may be this >3984 post #4325 Which is distaste to most of us.So we prefer unrealistic. If you like those realistic thing I think I can accept that we are opposite. But if don't you you are a unreasonable person.
Well now, seems like you guys can have a lively conversation even without me.
>>yukkuri murder
Lol no. And I thought I was losing my grasp on reality. Murder is the unlawful killing of a human being. A food item is a food item is a food item. It doesn't matter if the hamburger jumps off your plate and starts shitting everywhere and having children and smiling and laughing; you are not a murderer if you stab that hamburger and put it in your mouth where it belongs. It's also fine to just kill that hamburger and not eat it since talking food can really make a person lose their appetite.
What many of you are missing is that each person has a different view on what is realistic and unrealistic. It doesn't matter how much physical pain the yukkuris caused him, only how offended he was. I don't know if any of you have experienced this but if you attempt to help and care for someone only to have them try and kill you... you get a little miffed. As they say "It's the thought that counts."
If it was your children you'll forgive them and attempt to raise them better. But yukkuris? Fuck it, kill them and get some more. It's not worth the trouble trying to train them or trying to reverse their already existing arrogance. And if you've got a dog that bites you when you feed it you curbstomp that fucker and get yourself a better dog. Is killing your misbehaving dog wrong? The alternative is you give it to the SPCA where they eventually put it to sleep or you release it into the neighborhood where it will get other dogs pregnant and make your neighborhood a worse place. You see, people who call themselves "good" or at least "not evil sadistic bastards" are actually the ones who are bad because they don't care. I care enough about people living around me to not release bad animals on them. And I care enough for the people at the SPCA to not give them another stupid mutt to take care of. I take responsibility and kill the dog, and the yukkuris.
>>Feel free to use a proxy to post on the 2ch boards
I've tried using many proxies but Futaba Channel seems to be in on the game and has anti-proxy measures set up. If anybody actually manages to successfully use a proxy let me know.
>>And if you've got a dog that bites you when you feed it you curbstomp that fucker and get yourself a better dog. That's pretty wasteful though, I'll rather starve it for the day than kill it on the spot. It's a mess (not to mention troublesome) to clean up too :/
>>DDD Also, I'm not sure if he told people how he wishes to be addressed, but shouldn't it be "DDE" instead of "DDD"?
Anyway, Poweryoga, calm down a bit, raging like this isn't good for your health.
Oi, right, I forgot these arguments last for days until they die down. I'm used to them lasting for a couple minutes...
@This: Don't care if you take stuff back because of 4 words. I was putting more thought into the imaginary world thing than the rest of the post. Sad, isn't it?
DDD and DDE, tomato tamato. Oh, and I'm a girl. Not that anyone cares, just thought I'd throw it out there so no one calls me he. Though I don't really care.
Anyways, now to go celebrate Memorial Day some more...
Where do you live? Are you willing to bury yourself in sand up to your head and put red ribbons in your hair? I'm just messing with ya. But really.
We need more girls, even if they are yukkuri sympathizers. But I'll be damned if I ever find yukkuris cute. Even in images where the artist intends for them to be cute that smug face always makes the hate rise.
>>you curbstomp that fucker and get yourself a better dog I shudder to think of the speed you must go through pets. >>You see, people who call themselves "good" or at least "not evil sadistic bastards" are actually the ones who are bad because they don't care. This made me smile more than I assume it was intended to. Never change. >>Where do you live? DDE, accept no drinks from the mad man. (hint: Rohypnol)
Bragging casually about willingness to kill/torture actual animals pretty much negates any right to use real-life-to-Yukkuriverse analogies, or at least to have them taken seriously. If nothing else, because it demonstrates a pretty feeble grasp of the "real world" half of the equation. Anyway, Mister's reactions in this story bug me too. I love a good yukkuri torment story, but if his ego cannot deal with a bump from a sui, he is a colossal pussy. My eyes creep toward the back of my own skull every time authors (and usually commentators) start groping around for tepid justifications instead of acknowledging that torturing something living is unconditionally fucked up and evil. That's not to say fucked up evil things in fiction can't be massively entertaining (or else I wouldn't be here). But the internal dishonesty is just exasperating. Excuses are excuses. He's torturing koyukkuris to death because they bruised his eggshell-fragile ego. The guy's a dick.
You're right, I'm overreacting to something very silly. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but that doesn't make a comment useful or contributing. (hypocritical I know, look at my posts) As opposed to posting "I don't like this man, its too unrealistic and stupid", we'd all be better off if there's no comments like that in the first place since its a perfect flame bait. I try very hard to not comment on stuff I don't like, because nobody benefits from rants and flame wars. Sometimes I'm a douche, so be it.
Moreover, I really hate it when people try to drag real life parallels of pets with yukkuris; it just doesn't make sense. I want to make it very clear: like DDE said, Yukkuris are figments of our imagination and should obey the laws of our said imagination; but when you start crossing "yukkuris" with real breathing living pets, I can't see eye to eye with that. I don't believe that dogs and yukkuris can be even remotely drawn on a parallel comparison. Reason? If an author wants to create intelligent lovable yukkuris, the story ends up being much more of a "master-slave love" or "mother-son/daughter love" relationship, and we have thousands of novels/doujins and such for those. Biggest point being yukkuris talk and process thoughts in a way similar to humans already. If they're too intelligent, they're on par with humans then they essentially become humans. You can replace anon with "mistress/master/mommy/daddy" and the yukkuri with "subservient boy/girl/beloved child" and you have another B novel. Ad-libs etc.
Lets look at it this way. If you have a dog, chances are there's some way you can teach it and there's millions of resources out there to help you, but it won't talk to you. If it bites you, it'll respond well to punishment and will probably not repeat the same thing if you keep punishing it but it won't understand you completely. (Bad dog, don't pee on the carpet etc) Doesn't warrant a curb stomp like SUN said but we've all accepted that SUN is a bit extreme. :P Yukkuris, in most settings (again depends on the author), are the exact opposite because they're capable of some level of human-like thought and always try to rationalize the "bad" and ignorant things they do with stupid shitty logic. Just like how you can't train a hyena to not bite people or a bear to not repeatedly go after your food and garbage, yukkuris (if you really want to drag real life parallels into this) would be more comparable to a wild bear, though much less harmful. You see a bear steal food out of garbage? The rangers come and put it down permanently because it will strike again, and will NOT learn. Same with a gator or any other wild animal that rummages through human food. Stray dogs that keep attacking people and rummaging through garbage? Put down. Raccoons digging through your garden? Traps or poison. Same shit, different animal. I bet some people probably would catch raccoons to torture them if they could, just like our beloved anons.
On topic: The guy's a dick, and our stories are much better because he's a dick. The stories would get boring very fast if its just sunshine and flowers and eternal happiness for all of anon's creations. I can read some random romance novel for the same generic happy bullshit, but I'll replace Fabio with anon and <random woman> with Reimu/Marisa/Yuka/whatever.
Anon's pissed off not because of a suii bump, but because the koyukkuris are pushing his buttons with their vitreous comments and previously mentioned, justifications. He brought all of these yukkuris back from the brink of death and treated them well up to this point so he's obviously not a bad guy. Torture? He's just going to kill them. Torture would be cutting them with hot wires, feeding them garbage, pulling out their eyes and fucking with their accessories. Letting the parents watch is more of a "this is what happens when you fuck with humans", seeing as how he throws the parents out after instead of killing them and doesn't do anything with yukkuris ever again.
@This "if you go around trying to silence other users, you just become the local forum-douch. Should you ever actually attempt to "not give a shit", I recommend not reading his posts instead of attacking his person."
^Ha-ha! Hypocrisy! There is a difference in circumstance though. Your comments for that entire day were, as I said "neither adds to the experience of observing the image nor promotes discussion". On the image you linked to, you just made a terrible pun. DDE's comment caused a shitstorm, which is technically a form of discussion. I am not applying a double standard, because poweryoga was reacting to a difference in opinion (a la forumnazi) and I was reacting to two whole pages of fresh bad posts (a la forummod). I lol'd at the "This, i think maybe you taking it too far this time", which is oddly directed to posts from two weeks ago. Shii and I kissed and made up, I showed Sun how to quotation-text comments, and then I fucked off. Not quite as ignorant an observation as your "lololol SUN he troll you!" on the yukkuri pocket-pussy image, but close.
hah, still a joke you still do trying to silence other user(well, me...) too there, even if you say you don't use double standard or something you still doing exactly what you say to poweryoga no matter the circumstances you like saying "killing is bad", but you kill someone yourself and then saying "it was for the good, the guy i killed trying to do a really bad thing" if there's special circumstances that you own word not apply, say so beforehand if not, it strikes me that you either does not know the extend of your comment, hypocrite, or just trying to troll me remember you does not say any special exception, you just plainly wrote "if you go around trying to silence other users, you just become the local forum-douch. Should you ever actually attempt to "not give a shit", I recommend not reading his posts instead of attacking his person." i don't see you ever mention any exception do you?
and that is not my pun, the title of that series "hot mom" is already intended to be a pun, i still don't see the reason why you justified to tell me to shut up there just so i meet your own standard since i not even done something improper there oh FYI i don't know if it's only my stupidity but on that image i don't understand at first what was going on since it's on moon rune then i look at the title, put them together, finally understand, and lol hard so out of my good intend i wrote, "LoL the mom is really hot!!! ^^" just to help others in case someone don't understand what was going on like i did at first so i hinting it's a pun and the title is so correct after all not everyone know what "hot" as in "hawt" means(well... one of my friends when i show him that picture doesn't understand it too till i tell him the pun) so once again pardon me but i still don't see the reason that you can justified your hypocrisy
i really don't care if it's something from 2 weeks ago i'm not trying to make a point there, i just do what i usually do, i commented about what i thought on what i see and i don't even asking for a response there, i just stating, "i think you doing it too far" so what even if you already kiss shii's ass alright, that still what i think
and no my opinion is still the same, you are trolling SUN you did say "With posts like these, I feel justified trolling Sun" you admid it so yourself, you trolling SUN!!! i know it's dated 2 weeks ago and i say you trolling him a 2 moths ago but if you trolled him 2 weeks ago what's the chance that you not already do the same 2 months ago as i see SUN does not change since 2 months ago to 2 weeks ago and you still do haunt him with one of the same reason "he always make discontinuation work" ok, now let's say here that i WAS wrong and you DID NOT trolling him 2 months ago which makes me an ignorance smart ass wannabe, you still do it later anyway right? so that makes me not completely after all in the end you are trolling SUN
now let ask of you this first, if i do post that comment 2 weeks ago when the topic is still "hot" what would you say about my comment?
>>I don't see you ever mention any exception, do you? I stated that I am a hypocrite. I stated why I felt justified in making either of the comments in question. I don't feel a need to explain myself further to you, as I doubt anyone else cares in the least about how I treat people on the internet. I have been, and will probably continue to, talk down to you. >>You admit it so yourself, you were trolling SUN! I was weakly trolling Sun two weeks ago. I was not trolling Sun two months ago. This is just getting silly. >>Now let me ask of you this first; if I posted that comment 2 weeks ago when the topic was still "hot" what would you have to say about my comment? I probably would have ignored your comment, as at the time I wasn't in much of a mood to address criticisms. Now that I've gotten that out of my system, take it easy and stop accosting me.
if that's the case then this time it's my fault, i misinterpret your word thinking you denying being a hypocrite
but on the other hand, i already know from the beginning that you look down on people so that is not a surprise and i don't hope you will change so don't concern yourself bout that since i don't ask that anyway
weakly is not a correct way to describe it since you say i'm trolling heavily 2 months ago and on my standard you doing it way worse but that is not a problem yeah, let's just say i believe you not trolling SUN 2 months ago to make thing faster too
all right as you wish i will take it easy and accept it since i'm pretty weak against your type that you expose just now anyway