Actually, Toawa, I was checking to see which artist came first, but it seems I made a mistake. In that case, just reverse the two artists and the point stands.
Jesus Christ. I see why platina stopped translating this. These are some of the longest, most contrived sentences I've ever come across. Hopefully now that the corporate speak is over it gets a little easier.
Edit: "Hopefully now that the corporate speak is over it gets a little easier."
Hahahahahaha! Easier?! No, next apparently came a formal dissertation written for what seems to be a scholarly journal about the treatment of yukkuri! I'm a low-class kind of guy, I can't handle this high-falootin' speech in a language I can only barely work my way through with a dictionary in one hand and a grammar book in the other!
Updated
This is the point!
For unimprinted specimens, regardless of whether they're pets or for breeders, there is a tendency to form a dependence on their owner. We can determine that the cause of this is the recognition of their owner as a parent. Well then, what's to be done? The answer is simple: Rub-rub. Naturally, yukkuri rub cheek to cheek in "Rub-rub" to confirm mutual feelings of affection and friendship. In doing this both body and mind are able to enter into an extremely relaxed state. The natural result is a mutual increase in the degree of intimacy. In other words, it can be said that, as far as pet yukkuri are concerned, performing "Rub-rub" with their owner is an exceedingly important act. As for how to do it, it's actually quite simple: just rub the yukkuri's cheek with your finger, hand, cheek, etc. for roughly 5 minutes. With nothing more than that you can expect to see a huge decrease in your yukkuri's stress levels. Despite their catchphrase of "Take it easy!"* these are actually extremely nervous foodstuffs. Actually, to an extent, they actively create their own stress. Therefore, try to do "Rub-rub" several times on the first day to keep your yukkuri's stress levels in check. Be warned: if they don't get enough physical contact with their owner, they will physically suffer!
Excerpt from the Japanese Yukkuri Shop Association HP Pet Caretaking Q&A
*Literally "despite having the name of yukkuri." In Japanese yukkuri means "at ease," so it's saying that despite having a name meaning "at ease," they're very restless. Since the pseudo-pun didn't translate directly, I took a little liberty.nom-nomyuguYUNYAAA!Where iz daddyDaddyDaddyyyyy(First part omitted) For example, these are yukkuri who have recently finished adjusting. The company does not make clear at all the details of this so-called "adjustment," but the newborn baby yukkuri are not able to do their introduction with their parents, are locked up in inhumane rooms until it's time to ship, and are trained by nothing but robotic voices so they can recognize the first human they see as a parent. The distinction between doing good things and doing bad things is treated the same way. If they act against their instructions, they hear about the company that commits violent acts. This brainwashing under the guise of "adjustment" is certainly nothing more than the bullying of yukkuri! What should be especially despised is the arrogant thought of trying to diminish these yukkuri for the convenience of humans by not only physically and mentally punishing them constantly but also heightening their dependence on humanity. The spawn of the marriage between the evils of commercialism and the trampling of yukkuri rights like this are without a doubt the yukkuri who have finished this adjustment. We should not forgive this process. Then, what specific actions should be taken? The members of our action organization are already sitting in a demonstration of protest in front of the factory, but that is not all we can do. Based on the fact that statements like, "Close to the original yukkuri*" are groundless, complaints can be lobbied to the consumer center, bills can be written, it is extremely important that this is made known to the world (omitting the rest)
Extract from Yukkurin Piece Bulletin "Yutopia," Issue 382, Essay "Ideal Condition" by Yukkurin Piece Vice Representative [Name goes here but I can't read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
*A reference to the patented "Near Natural Yukkuri" manufacturing method that the company uses to market their productThe first introduction since coming to Mister's house! It seems the yukkuri have woken up safely. Tasaka Yukkuri Farm, where these yukkuri were born, only uses stalk birth, and moves children immediately after birth without letting an introduction occur. Therefore, the expectation is that, until they become koyukkuri, they'll be raised and have their daily living and adjustment period taken care of. Because of this thorough production control and great training system they become easily emotionally attached to humans, and it became feasible to steadily provide great yukkuri who can live regular lives. Of course, they are not all uniform specimens with the same personalities. Common yukkuri characteristics such as disobedience, pride, selfishness, and naughtiness, and also idiosyncrasies like the Reimu type's desire for a family, femininity, and Tragic Heroine Syndrome* are moderately suppressed, but due to the patented NNY manufacturing method (Near Natural Yukkuri manufacturing method), which allows for random resurgences of such traits, the customer is guaranteed a boredom-free yukkuri raising experience. Our company's flagship series, Frozen Raising Yukkuri, right now contains a single extra piece inside! Made possible by the shortening of the adjustment period, one baby yu, which is in the middle of completing said adjustment period, is included as a trial. Then at the end, with Takasa Yukkuri Farm's standby phrase "Yukkuri Innovation, or Yunnovation", have fun!**
*literally Heroic Syndrome
**literally "to send off"Dyon'd goooooooo!rub rubThere won't be a second helping of that meal, so it's your lunch, too...hey, fuhoho! Hey now, don't bunch up on me like that, I have to go to work now! I'll buy a toy for you guys when I come back, so for today just play amongst yourselves, got it? Well then, I'm off!DaddyYeah, yeah, good morning...what, what? Demanding a meal right at the start of the morning? Hahaha! You guys are true to your instincts, huh? I'm jealous of how stress-free you guys seem!Yun!
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daddyChake it easy!