starshine said: No, he'd just tack on a few more "unfathomable," "indescribable" and "horror" with vague descriptive nouns. Business as usual.
Howard? Nah, he'd whine to his best friend about how his "fans" misrepresented him again, crying about how his stories aren't horror-adventure stories with monsters everywhere lurking in the shadows, but about the futility of human existence and the pointlessness of life. His friend, August Dereleth, would just smile and nod while surreptitiously taking notes on how much hit points this latest abomination has, how much experience points you get for slaying it, and what rare drops you get.
By the end of the day, H.P. would feel a little better after the little cry and go back to writing more racists platitudes, while Augie copyrights this latest blasphemy of all that lives, appending that Miskatonic U. will already have full documentation of this freak, complete with detailed instructions on the subdual, neutralization, and best methods of abusing the subject.