One Yukkuri Place

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Blacklisted:

Hey man, at least you're getting better. My shitty pokémon fanart from a decade ago is loads better than the stuff I barf up now.

I go away for a month or two and suddenly OYP has a decent artist again. Nice.

Makes me feel bad for not contributing...

IIRC it went like this: lots of artists draw troll stories that start off FF then suddenly turn violent -> FF fan reads cute story -> sudden faceful of gore -> massive rageposting.

So the family_friendly tag was made story-wide rather than per-post.

But the Marisa lives, and she's the one being stupid, so...

Also, welcome back. Haven't seen you around in years.

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danogoat said:

nobody comes back je...

Silly Parsee, that comment is self-disproving! For three of us at once, no less!

Gitamii said:

It's very easy here, no body ever leaves.
Welcome to Hotel Yun.

In a dark pet carrier, stewing in despair
Can't stay home all alone, while mister isn't there
Then I stopped and was lifted, and carried into the light
My head grew heavy as I was checked in
Here I was stuck from tonight

Then she opened the doorway
And asked if I was well
As I was thinking to myself,
"If I stay here long oh this will be Hell"
Then she picked up my bundle, and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Yukkuri now
Such an easy place (Such an easy place)
Such an easy face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Yukkuri now
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here

She always totally gets it, she rockets around the bends
She's got a pretty, pretty voice, and she's got friends
Now we get to the courtyard, sweet summer scent
And then I remember, and then comes regret

So I throw out the caution
Things will be just fine
She said, "We can't have you feel lonely here so joining in is fine!"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Yukkuri now
Such an easy place (Such an easy place)
Such an easy face
Livin' it up at the Hotel Yukkuri now
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
But how ti-ime flies...

Rivers on the ceiling,
The loud crashing of ice,
And she said, "We are all still very safe here, don't fear for your lives"
But then the darkness changes
Their resolve to defeat
Yukari works to fix the lights
And she just manages the feat

Last thing I remember, there was
Flooding at the door
I could not find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said the plat-num
"We are okay, just besieged
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave!"

...frog dangit now I have to write that story.

Actually, this is exactly the sort of thing I wish people would necrobump (as long as it's not bothering anyone else, of course). If I never figure out my mistakes I'll never improve.

That said, that is the worst-drawn に I have ever seen. And I've seen some shit.

Anonymaus said:

Yep, that's the plan, I've got a whole thing planned out. :)

Awesome!

Welcome back, by the way. I missed this story big time. =)

Any Touhou fan worth their salt should know what Mayohiga is, so I think it would be better left the way I translated it.

But I'm a dumb ⑨ so I'll leave that to someone with more than two functioning brain cells to decide.

Thanks easy misters TosylChloride and excalivern! Can take it really easy with all these translations!

Cirno wishes there was something Cirno could do to help... but can't even finish mister uploads... sorry for being so useless...