As it happens, I've been coming up with yukkuri filk in my idle minutes. Help me, please, I'm losing my mind.
I mean, not that fast, I'm kind of liking it. For instance:
You know Reimu, Marisa, Patchouli, Yukachen, Remyr'ya and Flandre and William Gibson But have you all been informed Of that head-beast creature deformed?
Deibu the fatass head-beast Had a truly massive ass And if you would observe him You might think that he lacked class
All of the Yukku-creatures Used to give him quite the berth They often pondered why God Saw fit for him to blight the Earth
Then one Take-It-Easy eve Reimu came to say "Deibu, with your ass so fat, "Use this thing to work your lats!"
Then how the Deibu worked out And got ridiculously buff "Debu," said the yukkuri, "Don't you think you've done enough?"