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The text you can't read i, directly translated word for word:

Reimu I *cough* *cough* etc.

Basically it's trying to say something about itself, probably a good translation would be "Reimu is- *cough* *cough*"

Ps, help me do the necessary tagging etc, first time, thanks!

Only upon a closer look did she realise her baby was covered with tears, filth, saliva, vomit, poo-poo and pee-pee, a thing that was completely unable to take it easy.

"WHY DID DIS HAPPEN YUWAAAAAA, LIDDLE ONE YUWAWAWAWAAAAA!"
"yuyu... yuyu... ishn't.. no... mawisha ishn't... ishn't twash......"
Little Marisa was murmuring softly.

Through the grass patch, on the empty pavement of the park, a familiar figure catches Reimu's eye.

"Yuyuyu! Is... is it little one?"
Reimu immediately rushed over, what was important was that her cute little one was safe and unharmed, excellent!

All alone, wild Reimu sobbed in the grass. It was not worried about her house, the important thing was her missing baby.

"Yuwawawa... uuu... LIDDLE ONEEE, WHERE ARE YOU, DON'T BE EAJY AND COME OUT WAAAAAA...."

Reimu's cry of "LIDDLE ONNEE!!" enraged the invading family, as they thought that Reimu was threatening their babies, so both of them chased Reimu away.

"YUWAWAWAWA, why did they DO JISHH, REIMU ONLY WANTED LIDDLE ONE WAAAAAAA!"
"Trash manjuu who tries to steal our little ones, be uneasy and SUFFER PUNISHMENT!!!"

Without a chance to care about her food, Reimu fled.

"Yo dis is reimu and alice home now uneasy manjuu GTFOO NOWWWW!"
"bitch you stay way back from our precious jewels of transcendent perfection bitch!"
"WTF DUDES, NO U GTFO MY HOUSE"

"You Will Surrender Your Bountiful Harvest For Our Nourishment In Exchange For A Chance At 'Life'!"
"I am a perfectly good and responsible mother and i shall now commence worrying about my spawn of the devil!"

"This is reimu and alice's house! Uneasy manjuu get lost!"
"Don't even touch a hair on my city-sect babies!"
"YUYU, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? THIS IS REIMU AND LIDDLE ONE'S HOUUUSEEE"

In the short time she was gone, the paper box has already been taken over by another family. It is a Alice-Reimu family, with five little ones.

"YUYU HURRY UP AND SURRENDER THE MUNCH MUNCH TO US AND WE MAY SPARE YOUR LIFE, STUPID MANJUU!"
"YUWAWAWAWA!!! REIMU'S LIDDLE ONE YUWAAAA~!"

"yu yu, there's so much mishter munch-munch today, little one can definitely take it easy and myunch-myunch till little one is full!"

Carrying a full bag of food, reimu happily hopped her way back home.

*note: the adult yu is slurring, i dunno why
**actually, she 'skips joyfully and lively like a sparrow' if you care about the poetic qualities of these languages