So I've been playing Simyukkuri Japan for the past couple of minutes and guys... I think they've completely blown past us. Like, totally.
Stalk birth. They implimented it while we were still chatting about it.
However... THERE IS NO PATCHOULI. YOU CHOOSE PATCHOULI, YOU GET A BASIC REIMU. THAT'S A BUNCH OF CRAP.
But everything else seems very impressive.
They do stretch-stretch.
The basic types include Marisa, Reimu, Alice, Patch (IN FUCKING THEORY), Chen and Myon.
There's a day-night cycle.
But no Patchouli.
They have stalks, you guys. STALKS. You can take a yukkuri stalk off and watch them die. I just refreshed a Wasa Reimu with a Marisa, and I can see SHELL MARISAS on that stalk I took off a Shell Marisa's shell and she said "Where is chel?". You can over-refresh them and kill them.
But there's no Patchouli.
As for the rarer yukkuri, it's a community effort. They're obviously drawn by different people. It's a group thing. I can see Aya. Yuyuko, Meiling, Reisin, Tenshi, Sanae, Suwako, Cirno and my dear, darling, sweet Eiki Shiki.
But there's no Patchouli.
Just choosing Marisa at the beginning will give you sometimes a Kotatsu or Shell, just like picking Reimu will give you a Wasa Reimu sometimes.
But no Patchy.
Guys... the Japanese version of this game has nearly every single solitary thing we were talking about doing and more.
They have DIFFUSERS FOR FUCK'S SAKE, we didn't even think of that!
But... it doesn't have my favorite.
It has Eiki.
But no Patchy.
Eiki.
No Patchy.
Patchy's pictures are in there, but I click for Patchy, it gives me Reimu. I don't have my dear little Patchy.
Guys, emergency meeting. We're gonna have to split our tactics here.
We've gotta have the Simyukkuri USA group step up their coding and processes. The artwork is there, go ahead and take a hold of it. Most of it is even good.
And now we've gotta have a Simyukkuri JP team. Their mission is thus:
1) Translate Simyukkuri JP.
2) Find out what's wrong with the coding so that Patchy works again. So that you can get Patchy instead of Reimu from the main screen.
The Japanese have stepped up their game, gentlemen, as they are want to do. We've got to do the exact same.
For now, I'll have to use Simyukkuri US for my Patchy, and Simyukkuri Japan for my Eiki.
But I pray where for a day where the twixt shall meet.
Get to work, boys. Business has just picked up.
(drops the mic)
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