One Yukkuri Place

Anko3565

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I HAVE FOUND ANOTHER NICE STORY THAT IS JUSTICE AND ABUSE TOGETHER!

I posted this one YFF, but I want to share this with you guys as well.

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Anko3565: That misfortune, whose job is it? That job, whose misfortune is it?

---On a certain day, at a certain time, along a certain river---

Round and round, round and round

There is something spinning there.

It's not a shop sign. It's not a radar antenna.

'It' is spinning extremely merrily.

As though singing.

As though dancing.

Round and round, round and round it spins.

Reversing direction at times.

Putting both feet together at times.

Round and round, round and round it spins.

The red ribbon flutters around.

The green hair tied at the base of the neck flutters around.

Oh my, it seems like it's moving.

Round and round, round and round.

Spinning still, 'Easy Hina' goes forth.

---Same day, 6am, Mountain Village's Fields---
"Everyone!! Just up ahead, there are a lot of mister vegetables that the scum humans hoarded -ze!"
"""Want to eat mister vegetables!!!"""
"But humans are arrogant, even if we do a home declaration or show our cute, easy little ones, they won't give mister vegetables -ze!!"
"Unfair!!!" "Unforgiveable!!!"

Oh my, this is bad.
At this rate, the humans' fields will be stripped bare by all these yukkuri.

"Mister vegetables belong to everyone! Chen gets it!"
"Chen!! That's not it -ze!"
"Don't get it-!?"
"Humans who hoard food have not right to eat mister vegetables -ze!! We shall eat them all -ze!!!"
"Humans are scum!! Chen gets it-!!"
"But the strong and cool Marisa has thought of a 'plan' -ze!! Humans are stupid, so they don't build 'barriers' -ze!! So when they're out, we just have to declare it our homes, and no one can complain -ze!!!"
"As expected of Reimu's Darling!! Mister vegetables will get eaten easy!!"
"Then let's go -ze!! Slowly, slowly!!!"
"""Slowly, slowly!!!"""

Now, the humans' fields, and the fields' mister vegetables are in a pinch.
Right then, round and round, round and round, something spinning this way comes.

"Yu!? Yuhehehehehehe!!! Look at that -ze!!! Over there's a yukkuri who isn't taking it easy at all -ze!!!"
"Indeed!! Not taking it easy at all!! Is it stupid!? Does it want to die!? Yukyakyakyakya!!!"
"Not city-sect at all!! Spinning in the sky is what scum does!!"
"""Gerageragera!!!"""

Hina-san has become a laughing stock of these yukkuris.
But to Hina-san, it's just a wind that's blowing on her.
Spinning merrily as usual, she flies overhead.
Passing over the fields, over the jeering yukkuri, vanishing into the forest.

"Yuhehehehe!! Everyone!! Marisa knows it's weird, but we can't take it easy forever -ze!! No matter how stupid humans are, they'll come eventually -ze!!"
"Geragera!! "Understood easy!!" "Advance easy!! Slowly, slowly!!"

Once again, the yukkuris start moving forward
But danger has already arrived.

"Kii-!!!"
"Kya Kya!!! Sha-!!!"
"YUNYAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT ARE THEEEEEESE!!!"
"CAN'T TAKE IT... OWOWOW!! DON'T EAT REIMU!!!"

Mister monkey has appeared in front of the noisy yukkuris.
These yukkuris aren't the only ones who are hungry.
One by one, the gathered yukkuri are captured by the monkeys.

"OW OW- BUGYU!!!"
"SDOB!! CHEN ISN'T TASTY!! GET IT EASY!!!"
"NOOOOOOO THIS ISN'T CITY-SECT AT AAALLLLLL!!!"
"Yu...!? Yu!? Marisa will run away easy! Slowly, slowly!!"

The Marisa who seems to be the leader tries to run away alone.
But-

"Yubeh!! Why is there are mister wall here -ze!! The strongest Marisa will punish this scum... wall..."

There stood the boss of these monkeys.

"Ukya!!"
"YU!? GIBE BACK MARIZA'S HAAAAAAT!!! DON'T WEAR IIIIIIIIT!!! THAT'S MARIZA'S HAT -ZEEEEEEE!!!"
"KISHA-!!!"
"YUUUUUUUUU!!?? YUNYAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Mister monkey bares his teeth threateningly.
The boss of the yukkuris and the boss of the monkeys are different in their sizes.
Her accessory stolen, Marisa tries to run, wetting herself in fear.

"UKYA!!"
"KIII KIII!!"

Oh my, the monkeys are returning.
It seems like they came to take mister vegetables, but they're satisfied now that they've found something better.
All that's left is the smell of spilled bean paste.

---Same day, 10am, on the road---

"Hic... AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"Yu he he!! The great Marisa won't go easy on a little human -ze!! A lion won't relax when hunting a rabbit -ze!!! If you understand then give sweet-sweets quick!!!"

Oh my, this is bad.
A scum Marisa is scaring a baby in a baby carriage.
Of course, the child doesn't have any food, but yukkuris can't understand such things.
The baby is simply crying in the face of those harsh words.
Just what is the mother doing in the middle of the day?

"If you don't hurry, Marisa will punish you -ze!!! No matter how much scum you are, you should have some consideration for your life -ze!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Marisa rams the baby carriage over and over.
Although there's no danger, the sudden shaking is scaring the baby into tears.
Right at that time-

"...yu? GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! There's a scum who's not taking it easy at all -ze!!"

Round and round, round and round, Hina-san passes by.
Passing over the baby, passing over the top of Marisa's head, and just like that, crosses over the river.

"GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Even more uneasy than this little one -ze!! But never mind that scum, hurry up and give... BUHYU!!!!"

How to describe this? A baseball suddenly came flying down.
And that baseball hit Marisa directly.
Her jaw is completely gone now.
A few minutes later-

"Aah, there it is! O---III!! HERE'S THE BALL!!"
"There!? Great! That was a really good one!"

A youth has come to collect the ball. It's probably a home run ball.

"Ukyakyakya! Ah~ah!!"
"Huh!? Isn't that your little sister?"
"Eh!? Seriously!? She should be with Mom today, though-"
"Takako-! Sorry for taking so long!"
"Mom, what are you doing! Don't leave a baby alone!"
"Sorry sorry, I forgotten something back home. Takako-? Are you okay?"
"Ah~ah. Momma~"
"There, there. Mommy's here~"
"It's good that nothing happened, but don't leave her behind when you've forgotten something!"
"I got it, I got it. You boys hurry up and get back to the match."
"Ah-! That's right! Alright, Auntie, see ya!"
"Ah, OI! Ah, I'll be going now!"
"Be careful-!"
"Ah~ah~ big bro-! Big bro-! Kya kya!!"

There were smiles all around.
Or, until the mother noticed Marisa.
Without her lower jaw to give her voice, no one could understand her.

"What's with this dirty manjuu! Shoo shoo!"
"Hyubu...!! Hyu-... hyu..."

Marisa gets lightly kicked away, and runs away leaving part of its body behind.

---Same day, 3pm, sweets shop---

"I told you, that's mine!!"
"No it's not! I'm the one who bought it, so it's mine!!"
"Now now, stop that."

Oh my, looks like a fight has occurred over the sweets' lottery draw.
As the grandma from the store watches on, two boys quarrel with each other.

"Wanna fight, you shit!?"
"Shaddap! Whether we fight or not, this still belongs to me!!"
"I said don't fight. You mustn't quarrel with each other."

How troubling.
At this rate, they may end up coming to blows.
With so few customers already, a fight would make everyone else uncomfortable as well.

"Oh my, it's the goddess of misfortune."

Round and round, round and round, Hina-san passes by.

"The misfortune goddess-!"
"Boys, she came because you two were fighting. Don't do such a thing, make up with one another."
"...yeah. You're right."
"Sorry about that, grandma."
"Reimu has finally reached here!! This is the rumored easy place with lots of sweet-sweets!"
"Yuwaaaaa....!"
"Mommie, wanch choo eat sweet-sweetch quickly!"

Oh my, a shop that sells candy.
Of course yukkuris would target it.
The old lady has spent many years protecting this shop from yukkuris.
But this old lady is well-loved by the children around the place.
So the one who protects this shop isn't just the old lady, but probably everyone else as well.

"Gyahahahaha!! What are these things saying! Stupid, aren't they!?"
"Yuyu!? Reimu isn't stupid!! Don't snatch away the sweet-sweets of the easy place!! Those belong to Reimu!! Aren't you the ones who's stupid!? Want to die!?"
""GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!""
"YUGAAAAAAAAA!!! STOP LAUGHINGGGGGGG!!!"

That's how things are.
To yukkuris, this sweets shop might be a paradise.
But in truth, it isn't a paradise at all.

"This our best easy place!!"
"No it's no! Single mother Reimu will be living here from now on!! Little ones are hungry so move aside easy!!"
""Move ashide, geezers-!""
"Gyahahaha!! These things won't get it no matter how much you explain!! Even though this place is the worst 'hell' for yukkuris!!"
"Don't say stupid things and move aside!! Right now is fine!!"

Smirking, the boys aim the airguns they bought from the store earlier at Reimu.

"Eat this!!"
"OW! OWOWOWOW!!! IT HURDSSSSS!!"
"OWCH OWCH!! SHTOP EASHY!!"
"GOING HOME WIGHT NOWWWWW!!"
"Not yet! There's this one too!!"

What was taken out was a firecracker. (ball-shaped)
It's a small ball that is rarely seen nowadays, a tiny explosive that lights up when impacted against a wall.

"YUNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IT HURDS, IT HURDS, SDOB ALREADYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"YUBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOBOEBEGA!!! DEIBU'S KYUTE MIZTER EYEZZZZZZZZ!!!"
"YUGYAAAAAAAAAAA!!! WRY ARE YEW DOING THIIIIIIIIIZ!!!"

The fragments of the firecrackers rip through the yukkuris' faces.
With that unimaginable pain, the yukkuris were in the midst of hell, just as the children said.

"Now now, boys. Please don't overdo it."
"Ah, sorry, grandma. We'll take care of them later."
"We'll come again tomorrow! Make a new lottery draw for us then!"
"Yes, I will. Come again."
"ID HURDSSSS!! IT HURDSSSSSS!! TAKE MISHTER SPIKY-SPIKY OUT OF REIMYUUUUUU!!"
"Yubii... yubii..."
"Liddle ones.... id hurds... but... habe to sabe liddle..."
"Don't worry! It's gonna die even if you do!!"
"WRY WOULD YOU SAY DAAAAAAT! SABE THE LIDDLE ONES, GEEZERSSSSSSS!!!"
"Heh heh, useless, useless!! Now! We're going to hurt you! HYAHAH!"

There were smiles all around.

---Same day, 5pm, riverside---

Round and round, round and round, Hina-san has returned to the riverside.

The quiet lapping of a small brook.

The red rays of the sunset.

The rustling of the swaying trees.

Hina-san is illuminated the light shining through the leaves.

Many villagers headed there.
"Misfortune goddess, misfortune goddess, thank you for today too."
"It's not much, but this is the vegetables we've collected. Please accept them."
"Please watch over our village tomorrow too."

The villagers bring offerings to the shrine by the river.
Hina-san watches them as she hovers in the middle of the river.
Approaching Hina-san would mean getting affected by the bad luck she has gathered around her.
Hina-san has certainly never been touched before.

But still, Hina-san
*Smile*
-thanks the villagers with a brilliant smile that resembles that of a goddess.

"Misfortune goddess, we will come again."
"Thank you for everything."

The villagers run off.
To Hina-san, seeing the humans' smiles is what lets her take it easy the most.

---Same day, 6pm, riverside---
"Yuyu!? There's a lot of mister vegetables -ze!! Marisa will eat easy -ze!!"
A single Marisa approaches the shrine.
Of course it's aiming for the offerings.
And it's in that direction that Hina-san spins towards, round and round, round and round.

"Gyahahahaha!! Always spinning around, can't take it easy at all -ze!! What about landing and taking a rest on the ground -ze!! You aren't easy at all -ze!! Are you stupid!? Want to-
*Crackle, crackle, SNAP*
-Bugyu!"

Oh my, even though a wind wasn't blowing, a branch broke and pierced Marisa.
Of course it's a critical wound for Marisa.

"Yubi... yubii... helb... sabe..."

Watching that, Hina-san-
*Smile*
-scorns Marisa with an evil smile that resembles that of a demon.

"Helb... pweaze... won'b zay dat you're uneazy, so..."

Hina-san moves away.
To Hina-san, seeing a yukkuri's miserable fate is what lets her take it easy the most.

This is how HIna-san does the job of gathering misfortune from humans,
And distributing them among the yukkuris to make them suffer.

END

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Good job, Hina!

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