Rules: -One situation/phrase that involves a scum yukkuri(s) will be provided by the previous person e.g. House invasion "This is Reimu/Marisa's easy place!" -Suggest a way that turns its/their words back on it. e.g. Taken from an anko: Tell them that they have NO way of protecting their 'easy place', because they CAN'T! -Violence/killing is not allowed, unless it's something like: "Sorry for punching you! I said sorry, so you must forgive me, right?" But don't overdo it. -Repeating situations is fine, but try to alter the response slightly so that they aren't identical. ======== Here's one to start off:
Yukkuri Reimu: "Shitty slave bring sweet-sweets!" Response: "Shitty slave doesn't have to listen to his master. You got a problem, try punishing me, useless master!"
Next person: (Here's an easy one to start off with) Koreimu says "Sorry for being so cute!"
Geez, I expected more people to participate in this... Here's a follow-up, I'll post one every 7 days if no one responds.
Koreimu: "Sorry for being so cute!" Response: Ask which part of it is cute ->If it says ribbon, put on its ribbon and tell it 'Sorry for being so cute!', with the obvious justification. ->If it says its braids, destroy its ribbon, and tell it that it's still cute without the ribbon. Either way, it loses the ribbon.
Next person: (Just to encourage people, here's a SUPER easy one) Marisa says "Mister flower grew on its own! Are you stupid? Want to die?"
Wrathkal said: Next person: (Just to encourage people, here's a SUPER easy one) Marisa says "Mister flower grew on its own! Are you stupid? Want to die?"
Anon: *Take Marisa's hat and/or ribbon away* "Well Mister accessory(ies) grew on it own as well. What do you have to say about that?" -> If Marisa protest about it Anon: "Well if you really want another hat/ribbon, why don't you just grow a new one then? Mister flower field does that all the time." -> You can then either destroy Marisa accessory(ies) or keep them for your own use.
Trolling something that's lacking in intelligence is deceivingly difficult.
Scenario: You just back from work. Your pet Reimu has just (forcibly) refreshed with a stray Youmu and produced a stalk with baby yu. Youmu is an absolute shithead, however your pet is quite obedient. By the looks on Reimu's face and the surrounding area it seem like your pet had been tricked by the stray.
Reimu: Reimu very sorry. Reimu is a horrible pet for letting in a stray into Mister's home.
Youmu: Youmu is the father of these braggable little ones, dicks. If they allow you to take it easy then make me your pet and bring lots of sweets-sweets. After that drop dead easy.
How would one troll the stray into submission without killing either your pet (directly/indirectly), the baby yu (directly), or allowing this scummy stray from taking your pet with her?
Scenario: You just back from work. Your pet Reimu has just (forcibly) refreshed with a stray Youmu and produced a stalk with baby yu. Youmu is an absolute shithead, however your pet is quite obedient. By the looks on Reimu's face and the surrounding area it seem like your pet had been tricked by the stray.
Reimu: Reimu very sorry. Reimu is a horrible pet for letting in a stray into Mister's home.
Youmu: Youmu is the father of these braggable little ones, dicks. If they allow you to take it easy then make me your pet and bring lots of sweets-sweets. After that drop dead easy.
How would one troll the stray into submission without killing either your pet (directly/indirectly), the baby yu (directly), or allowing this scummy stray from taking your pet with her?
considering it's a stray youmu.... I'd do this:
Challenge the youmu to a duel in which the winner must damage the other's accessory. Let it take out its branch, you take some scissors and say it's a special bendable sword.
The conditions for the duel are the next: If youmu wins, mister will leave them the easy place. However, considering reimu does like mister, she will beg youmu to let mister stay. youmu being so "special" will say yes to the mother of her little ones. If mister wins, youmu will leave. considering the damaged accessory, and that you will not leave the little ones without a father; you will let youmu stay with the condition of she obeying to your rules. she will have no other choice but to say yes. If things go well, youmu will even try to make you teach her on how to use a bendable sword.