One Yukkuri Place

Anyone got story ideas?

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JusticeItEasy

cirno_goes_in_fridge said:
Edit: Oh, oh, and a yukkuri and a human having a rousing debate about the nature of man. With top hats and monacles and cigars and coffee all around. Always wanted to see that.

Kinda hard to do because, depending of the type (Reimu, Marisa, Yuuka, Sanae, etc.) sooner or later it may end with the Yu Gentlemen snapping and stating that the nature of Man is to be the yukkuri's shitty slave, only for the fellow human gentlement not appreciating such offensive comment and terminating the magical talking pastrie for continuing the discussion with similar statements, making the Human Gentlemen wonder if such change for worse by the Yu Gentlemen is The Nature of Yukkuri.

Sad and Sophisticated End.

Maybe with a bit of elegant manly tears...

By the way Yukkuris + Coffee = Bad Idea.
Unless they are of bitter filling, bitter stuff like coffee can be as bad as spicy stuff.

Skribulous

JusticeItEasy said:
Kinda hard to do because, depending of the type (Reimu, Marisa, Yuuka, Sanae, etc.) sooner or later it may end with the Yu Gentlemen snapping and stating that the nature of Man is to be the yukkuri's shitty slave, only for the fellow human gentlement not appreciating such offensive comment and terminating the magical talking pastrie for continuing the discussion with similar statements, making the Human Gentlemen wonder if such change for worse by the Yu Gentlemen is The Nature of Yukkuri.

Sad and Sophisticated End.

Maybe with a bit of elegant manly tears...

Didn't this already happen, though? Minus the monocles and "pip pip, good chap" bullcrap, but there's anko that were mainly debate between a yukkuri and a human on existential topics (which essentially can be summarized as "WHY DO YOU DO THIS???" "Because you are yukkuri", but still).

By the way Yukkuris + Coffee = Bad Idea.
Unless they are of bitter filling, bitter stuff like coffee can be as bad as spicy stuff.

anko722?

JusticeItEasy

Skribulous said:
Didn't this already happen, though? Minus the monocles and "pip pip, good chap" bullcrap, but there's anko that were mainly debate between a yukkuri and a human on existential topics (which essentially can be summarized as "WHY DO YOU DO THIS???" "Because you are yukkuri", but still).

Yeah but it would be funny to see that done in a wannabe brit gentleman way.

Skribulous said:
anko722?

That and the Donut Guy Comic.

zidana123

"Hey Marisa, let's talk about some philosophy."

"Phi-lah-soh-fee?"

"Uhm, let's talk about easiness!"

"Yuyu!"

"But first, you have to wear this top hat."

"YUUYUYU?? Miss, give back Marisa's hat! Marisa can't take it easy!"

"I'll give you your hat back when we're done talking! Wear that top hat for the time being!"

"Yuyu... okay..."

"Oh, and you have to put this monocle over your left eye..."

"Yugah? What is thiiiis? Marisa can't see clearlyyy???"

"Oh, and you have to puff on this cigar. Here, I'll light it for you."

"Mister... Mister Cigar? Li-- wike dis?"

"Yea, purse your lips around the back end there and suck in a breath like you're doing puff puff."

"Pwuff pwuf-- *HACK! CHOKE, COUGH COUGH* --ID SHTINNKY! CAN'T CHAKE ID EAJY LIKE DIIIIIISH! YUUEEEEEN!"

Well, I tried. :(

danogoat

zidana123 said:
"Hey Marisa, let's talk about some philosophy."

"Phi-lah-soh-fee?"

"Uhm, let's talk about easiness!"

"Yuyu!"

"But first, you have to wear this top hat."

"YUUYUYU?? Miss, give back Marisa's hat! Marisa can't take it easy!"

"I'll give you your hat back when we're done talking! Wear that top hat for the time being!"

"Yuyu... okay..."

"Oh, and you have to put this monocle over your left eye..."

"Yugah? What is thiiiis? Marisa can't see clearlyyy???"

"Oh, and you have to puff on this cigar. Here, I'll light it for you."

"Mister... Mister Cigar? Li-- wike dis?"

"Yea, purse your lips around the back end there and suck in a breath like you're doing puff puff."

"Pwuff pwuf-- *HACK! CHOKE, COUGH COUGH* --ID SHTINNKY! CAN'T CHAKE ID EAJY LIKE DIIIIIISH! YUUEEEEEN!"

Well, I tried. :(

More is okay!

zidana123

Skribulous said:
The first mistake was using a marisa yukkuri. That was bound to fail without fail.

Oh, what, Marisa's not cerebral enough for you?

"Hey Patchouli, let's talk about some philosophy."

"Mukyu! Patchouli loves philosophy! Patchouli has read all the Great Books of Western Civilization!"

"The Great Books of what?"

"Mukyu! Miss is stupid! Mister Aristotle! Mister Plato! All the books Mister Ultimate Warrior recommends! Patchouli knows all about Mister Destrucity!"

"Uhm, yea. Anyways, first you have to wear this top hat."

"What does wearing a top hat have to do wi-- MUKYU?! Don't take away Patchouli's hat! Come back, Mister Hat! Come back!"

"I'll give you your hat back when we're done talking! Wear that top hat for the time being!"

"Mukyu kyu... Patchouli doesn't want to--"

"Oh, and you have to put this monocle over your left eye..."

"Patchouli doesn't like this! Mister Monocle makes everything all blurry!"

"Oh, and you have to puff on this cigar. Here, I'll light it for you."

"Mukyu!!! NO! Patchouli has read about Mister Cigar! Mister Cigar is poison! Mister Cigar causes Mister Cancer!"

"Where do you think you're going? You can't get cancer, you cream puff. Just get it in your mouth like this..."

"NO! MISS! SDOB IT! SDOOOB IIIT! PATCHY DOESJ... MUKYU! *MUKYU! KYU KYU KYU KYU KYU! HURK...* UUGGGBBBLAAAAARRGGGGGHHMMMMFFFFFFF!!!!!"

"Ugh, you got cream all over my hand."

"Wan... ted... to... eajy... mwore..."

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