1. "Alright, everyone! Let's have lunch!" \Yuyaaaay!/ "..."
2. "Let's eat ea-" "Patchouli! Hold it, easy!"
3. "What is this? How can we take it easy with such small portions!" "Reimu and the babies need more than this! Don't you understand that?" sfx: *pufff*
4. "...You know, Reimu... Marisa and Alice worked as hard as they could out in the cold to gather this food. Let's show our appreciation by eating in moderation." "Shut up! Just shut your mouth!"
5. "Patchouli is our group's leader, isn't she? It's her job to provide for Reimu, isn't ittt!?" "You want to let cute Reimu go hungry? Are you stupid? Are you scum? Do you have bean paste for brains-!?" *
6. "It seems stupid Patchouli needs to be taught a lesson! Prepare yourself, easy..." "Reimu!" "Stop this nonsense at once!" "Yu?"
7. "What's the matter? Take it easy, Alice." "That's my line, Reimu! Don't you understand the situation we're in? It's winter right now!" "We can't gather food in the winter because of the cold! You can't just eat all you like during this season! Try using your head a little more!" outside balloon: "? Yu~?"
8. "Whyy would you zay zuch a gruel thinggg!" "You're asking 'Why?' You really are stupid, aren't you!" "Alice!" "Calm down, Alice!" ko's: "Mwunch! Mwuuunch!" "Thish ishn't enough! Reimu'sh gonna each shome mwore!"
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Hypocrisy AND mental retardation! Yay! Adding the dumbass tag as well.