...yukkuri, the only thing dumb enough to shit where it eats.
Its only bean paste, and if they do not mind then whats the matter?
And to a plant, human shit is fertiliser. If they don't mind they're dumbasses, seeing as most yukkuris got the point excrement is not a very nice thing to be around (even if it's only bean paste- they still recognise it as being shit most of the time).
And to a plant, what passes for their own excrement also tends to be its fertilizer as well. Yukkuri and plants have something in common: if it is organic, it can be used to nourish them.It's just that yukkuri tend to be much more obnoxious.
Incidentally, plants piss me off. Smug little green fuckers, just sitting there, photosynthesizing... mark my words, they're up to something.
Well they've been at it the last ~4 billion years. I don't mind if they are planning something; it will be beyond the evolutionary capacity of the Human species before they do anything.
Right, so we should all eat a lot of vegetables as a pre-emptive measure.
Didn't you know? Humans were a secret weapon developed by grasses in their eternal war against trees...
And to think that humanity was once nurtured and protected by trees.
Well then, I guess all those trees...
...were too sappy for their own good.
Sorry, had to do it.
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." -- A. Whitney Brown