seriously, why do people insist on giving him really officious speech? Most of the humor is how un-judge-like he sounds.
Like in the Kind Mother Reimu story, he says "Gonna give the verdict - death sentence!" which the editorfag changed to "I shall render the verdict - death sentence!" He sounds even more casual than "gonna give the verdict", actually. He sounds a lot like Cirno.
They don't have to be violent. But as Kiriraitaa and Muramuraaki show, they're way cuter when abuse and violence is being committed against them. It's also more entertaining and satisfying.
Also, stop bumping year old images to make a meme/stupid comment or respond to a half-year old post.