Fake koyukkuri?

I think it is. Translation?

"I bought a koyukkuri doll for Reimu recently."
"Yuwaii~ Thank you mister!! Reimu is a mommy starting from today!"

"Mommy Reimu will give little one mister song~"
"H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S"

2 months later

"(Reimu hasn't sang lately...)"

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that's urusei slurred, not ureshii.

so it is "S-H-U-T-U-P"

which explains why the reimu shut up, yes :)

Ah, makes much more sense. The original translation had me confused a bit...

Sooo...
Anon had problem with singing reimu so he bought her a fake koyukkuri but it wasnt really responding what made reimu sad so she doesnt sing anymore?

I thought it was Anon bought a singing fake ko, the neighbors complained about the noise so he "turned off" the fake yukkuri and now Reimu's sad.

It was the Reimu that was singing... S-H-U-T-U-P doesn't sound like much of a song. And of course, seeing as Reimu thought the doll was her koyukkuri it upset her, shutting her up.

yeah, it was the doll's apparent criticism that depressed her enough to shut up

Oh. That's...depressing. Hilarious expression on the ko though.

That's not depressing. Yukkuris singing is depressing.

Yukkuris not singing because they've learned that nigh-everything else alive hates their singing is wonderful.

Thanks for the correction. I'm kind of bad with katakana.