We are so fucked.
Oh god, they are meiosis-ing! RUN.
Awesome. Infinite yukkuris!
TL:--"Eat me, easy!!!""Come, eat up easy!!!""If you don't eat me...""...I'll multiply!!!""Come, eat up easy!!!" x2
This would be great for parties.
It would indeed. A self-replenishing snack table!
Until the guests are no longer hungry and they get out of hand...
"If you don't eat me, I'll multiply."
Finish them off before they get too great in number.
Also possible: put them in a tight-sealed container. Eventually, the multiplication will cause them to fill all the space inside, thus they either stop, or they all press each other to death.
Or they will start eating each other.