Wait, wouldn't Patchy know how to not die, with her intelligence and all?
Because there are no Patchy shitheads. I deny all of them.
Also, this reminds me of the time when our physics teacher sandwiched himself between two boards of nails, put three cinder blocks on top of it, and had a student smash the cinder blocks with a sledgehammer.
Shanghai Alice, maybe this isn't the case but, there are shithead patchoulis, they usually label themselves "The Sage of the forest/town/place" and are highly arrogant about their intelligence, which barely is higher than the average yukkuri.
Of course, dunno if this one is shithead, but we don't even know if an abuser put her on that needles bed to begin with.