Snake: Para-Medic, I've found some sort of strange creature here.
Para-Medic: That's a yukkuri, Snake.
Para-Medic: Yukkuris are talking manjus. A manju is a Japanese food item which consists of dough with filling, usually red bean paste.
Snake: Hmm, so I can eat it?
Para-Medic: Well, yes, but isn't it cute? Why would you want to eat it?
Snake: Well for one, I wouldn't need to cook it, since it's already prepared. That could save me a lot of time and effort.
Para-Medic: But, look at those eyes- doesn't it seem too human-like?
Snake: Hmm, I feel some sort of powerful urge to torture it.
Para-Medic: ...What? Snake, what are you?
*Stab Stab Stab*
"Yugwaaah!! SDOB IIDDD! Yuaahhh!!"
Sigint: What the hell, man...!!
Para-Medic: I can't believe you!!
Major: Of all the… I can see now I chose the wrong man for this mission...!
Snake: It's just food. Sheesh.
that was well written.
Cool story there, SUN. You should add this to the fanfics site or something.
UMA, Unidentified....M.....um... help anyone?
Unidentified Magical Animal?
I mean the Tohou game was called Unidentified/Unknown Fantastic Object, it's close enough...
It could be a Japanese sound effect for someone startled translated into English, something like "Ara?"