☢CAUTION!☢ ☢CAUTION!☢ ☢CAUTION!☢
*MEANWHILE IN SOVIET RUSSIA*
And we get the truth that a Utsuhokurri did the Chernobyl incident. . .
There are many strange things in The Zone, but I've never seen ANYTHING like this.
The crude facial expression on the Utsuho is humorous, but I can't think of any reason for that man to be inciting the yukkuri. The man appears smart enough to be able to cloth himself, wearing pants on his legs and a shirt on his torso and not the other way around. I can't think of any logical reason for any sane, unarmed person to provoke a creature ten times his size.
But maybe I'm thinking too hard and he's just really drunk and doing this as a bet with friends.
BrbGetting a stone to mark anon's grave.
Make sure to write his name in that russian cyrillic like writting thingy, since this is clearly Soviet Russia!
IN SOVIET RUSSIAYUKKURI KILLS YOU*Writes in Russian on the grave*
This happened in Canada, not Soviet Russia you bananas.
Kodoku, I spent all that time looking for platinum to start a grave, are you saying I have to start over?
Canada doesn't have a reverse mindset like Soviet Russia! So it can't be canada!
What reverse mindset? This man is simply talking down to what he perceives to be an inferior being. Average marisa and reimu types do it to humans all the time without anyone bringing the former soviet union into things.
Because that's the natural thing, humans don't do the yukkuri retardo approach to dosus, unless they are on soviet russia were humans do the retardo yukkuri speech to Dosus who are bigger than them.
So it's a reverse mindset and reverse to the natural order.
Yukkuris go "are you stupid, wanna die?" to the humans, while humans to Dosus just cap their asses or properly run away if they lack the method to kill the dosus.
Meanwhile in Soviet Russia, it's the humans who tell that to the yukkuris, specially the dosus, reversing the whole situation.
Long Made Short
Natural OrderYukkuri ->Trashtalk->HumanYukkui <-Torture/Kill/Return Trashtalk<-HumanDosu ->Threat and Trashtalk ->HumanDosu <-Kill or Flee<-Human
The Soviet Russia OrderHuman ->Threat and Trashtalk ->DosuHuman <-Kill or Flee <-Dosu
You stupid?Wanna die?
Don't make me puff at you boih! >=V
You don't have it in you, you manju-faced paste-for-brains.
( ò)3(ó )PUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
since it Soviet Russia and utsudos, who probably can kill human, the most predictable outcoming is that human will suddenly make ☢CAUTION!☢ and kill utsuho with gigant explosion. after, he will just go to drink vodka with bears
Blasphemy. Utsuhodosukkuri will never die.
actually Loginith's logic is plausible in russia standars . . . i mean since it's a utsuhodosukkuri then chances are that the human is the paralel of a utsuho and can fire fusion blasts, but probably he's one of the few humans who can troll dosus and kill them in soviet russia.
You're just saying that because that anon is you.
Face it. This isn't Soviet Russia, and that anon is dead.