A group of American tourists decide to take a vacation to the scenic mountains of Russia. They set up camp and are setting up food when a bear arrives. They start to run and the bear gives chase. After some running they stumble onto a real Russian picnic and make a mess of everything as they run through the place. Naturally, the Russians are enraged and catch up to the group to give them a good beating, as payback. After the fight is over one of the Russians says to his friend:
"Tsk, these tourists were no match for us. Total pushovers. "
And his friend replies:
"Yeah, but that one guy in the big brown fur coat was kinda tough."