Illustration sound effect: MORYUN (sound of a giant poop)
Text:
--Father Marisa: Marisa is bad at hunting, ze!!! Marisa goes hunting and can catch only ants, ze!!! Marisa is the worst hunter in the world, ze!!! Thanks to that, even Reimu got fed up with Marisa, ze!!! And of course there's not a single morsel of food, ze!!! Listen up, kid!!! Today we're eating poo-poo instead of mister dinner again, ze!!!
--Baby Maricha: Yunyaaaaa!!! Go out and hunt wike a pwoper daddy!!!
This Marisa was born into a well-regarded family of platinum-badge bloodline, and being the eldest child*, inherited leadership of the clan, but s/he was so unbelievably anko-brained, the household was ruined. The family broke up. She lost both her big house and her pretty wife.
She still had her attractive looks, hat, and pedigree, so she survived by seducing a town Reimu who was good at hunting, but because of Marisa's lazy nature, Reimu soon got fed up with her. Reimu took the child who resembled Reimu and left, leaving Marisa with a single baby Maricha and a smelly cardboard house.
However, Marisa shows absolutely no sign of worry, so baby Maricha's future looks dim.
--Tokaiha Unun [writer's pen name]
*In the original Japanese, "eldest son." An editor more familiar with yukkuri gender can change all the Marisa pronouns to "he/him/his" if it seems more appropriate.