Look at that poor, good yukkuri. She lived only to take it easy with her mister. However, a stray found it's way into her home and smashed the poor thing to death.
With your contributions, we can clear the city of strays, destroying the bad whilst rehabilitating the good and giving them an easy home to live in.
So if you want to stop things like this happening, please call the Moriya Yukkuri Society and ask how you can help today.
I have to say, Erfry, you are definitely on track to becoming an epic yukkuri artist. What your work lacks in artistic quality is made up by its anger-inducing ability.
What I can recommend, though, is that you make the yukkuris refrain from using profanity like "shithead." In order to accentuate the childlike and arrogant nature of these yukkuris it would be better to have them use more childish and "aristocratic" words like "trash", "garbage", "worthless", and "stupid".
Also, to further differentiate yukkuris from humans, change the way they speak. Humans use adjective-noun while yukkuris use noun-verb.
Example: A human would say: "Uneasy trash." A yukkuri would say: "Trash that can't take it easy."
These kind of things help to give the yukkuris their unique stupid way of talking so I hope you understand easy!
I know and the meaning would still be the same, just with a different way of speaking. The point I'm making is that "shithead" is human speech- it's what we call them. They use other phrases to insult each other that is different from the words and phrases we use.
Wait, Tea, what are you saying? I'm over thinking that SUN is a nut. I just don't agree with his consensus of what might constitute a yukkuri and leave it at that. However, let it be known that I recognize the usual way a yukkuri talks, and I was thinking of the joke before the consensus this time.