reimu and anon (touhou) drawn by unknown_18

Several days later Good afternoon everyone, this is Reimu's owner, mister. I know this is sudden, but I have unfortunate news. Reimu grew a body. As the things she can do increases, she went shopping with me for some reason. People are starting to think I'm someone with THOSE kind of interests, their glances pain me. I like curvy, hourglass figures, not loli bodies!

"When Reimu was still a little one, the one that saved me from a mister cat that caught me was mister..." "..." "It may have been just on a whim by mister, but Reimu was veeeery happy!" "I see...You're the one from that time..."

Reimu... did not change from that time I met her and is doing well. "Rather, why'd you lose that body! This was when I was thinking "Isn't that a little cute?"! Ah right! I ate it! Sorry!?" "Mister! Because you survived, don't talk nonsense?" "Why didn't you die? You're absolutely fine? Godammit!" "Hmm....could it be you wanted Reimu to die? I don't need something like a body? Kinda like the hump on a camel? Mister smarty pants doesn't get it?" "Shut it! I don't need the details! I'll never forgive you! I love you! Reimuuuu----!" "Yuwan! Mister's tension is weird~" Happy end

I was able to live by eating Reimu's body. It probably wasn't just me, but I wonder how many other people around me had to do something similar... That Reimu I saved... Flag Check: Did you have Flag A checked or not? Checked →Not

"Reimu! You're my wife aren't you!?" "Reimu is not a living being, but a perishable manjuu..." "Since in the end you said I was your wife, I have no regret..." "This isn't about that, don't say stupid things! Don't die!" "Mister, isn't that like a fairytale? It's not like you're with a human until the end. Now...eat Reimu's body" "Reimuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!" *RIP* *POP* ....... ...... ...

"Mister, since Reimu is a manjuu, I want mister to eat Reimu and live." "????????????????????????...eh?"

That was a pretty big earthquake... The apartment collapsed and we're trapped in the rubble now. Relief hasn't come yet. The small bit of luck is that we had the bath's water. "hey Reimu. How many days have passed by now do you think?" "Around 10 days by now..." "hey Reimu." "What? Mister?" "I wonder if we'll die?"

*RUMBLING!!!!!!!!!* "So...so big!?" "Mister..." "Ah refuge, have to take refuge Huh? Fallen things have blocked the way out?? Ah right! A narrow space! Sturdy and safe??? Reimu, over here! To the bathroom!" *RUMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *CRASHING NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!*

"And now my body is prepared for what a wife must do too!" "Buh! D,don't say weird things! You manjuu!" *rumble* "Hm? A tremor?"

"Who the hell ever said that Manjuu bodies grew!" "But the people in mister's refresh- books all have nice bodies. As a wife, I can't stay quiet." "Gyaaaaaaaaaah!!! Where'd you find thatttttt!?" *GRAB* "Ahem! Anyway, how do Manjuu bodies grow?" "You just massage the bean paste to the extremties of the bodies? And also...love I guess?" Reimu is "talking" in kanji now

Her body grew more. No, that's not right? A reaction to the curry?? "Reimu is a manjuu, Reimu is a manjuu, Reimu is a manjuu, Reimu is a manjuu, Reimu is a manjuu, Reimu is a manjuu..."

Several days later I am mister. I may be done for.

BUHHHHH-! "Ish dere poishon in dish!?" (I guess-...)

Reimu is cooking with the ingredients bought. The challenge this time is curry. Not good, I'm not sure why, but this is not good... No, not talking about the food but... "Now I am for all intents and purposes, your wife!" "D,don't say stupid things! Being able to make curry doesn't make you a wife!" (Guh, it's not that bad) "Alrighty, Reimu will eat too!" "Huh? Isn't spicy things bad for..."

"Like this" *skirt lift*...*massaging* "BUH!!"

"What a fairy tale! A yukkuri returning a favor! Well, a wife Reimu huh~ It'd be better if you at least had a body" *hair rustling* "Yuu...I'll definitely make mister mine!"

"Here! I'll read it for you so get over here" *boing boing* "Yuu~" *plop* "By the way Reimu, why did you come here thinking you'd be my wife?" "..."

"There's no way you can read a book!" *stretch* "Yugigigigigi...Since Reimu wants to become a wife, Reimu is studying!" "I told you you're not my wife!" *streetchstreeetch*

Several days later Eventually Reimu was able to stay in the house. As a yukkuri, not as a wife. "What are you doing? Reimu" "Reading a book..."

*CLICK* "Hurry up and get in. You can stay until the rain lets up..." "Yuu~n. I knew mister was still as nice as before!" *glomp*

"Yunya~. My precious mister presents are all broken~" .... "Yunya~. Mister rain has comeee. Mister rain drops, don't fall near Reimu?" .... "Yuwa~n... Mister presents are getting wet~..." ....

"This is all just discarded skin isn't it! Get lost!!" *kick* "Yunya~..."

"I'm not expecting much, but show me" *Rustle rustle* "Reimu did her best to find these! This is a mister cicada's skin, this is a mister lizard's skin, this is a mister snail's skin"

*SLAM* "Wait! Don't close the door? Reimu brought a mister present too!?" Present? "CLICK*

"Reimu has come to become mister's bride!"

*knock knock* (HM? Who is it?) "Yeah yeah, I'm coming" *CLICK*