TL: "Barkeep, gimme a baby-yu on the rocks!" --Baby-yu on the Rocks-- You put baby yukkuris and ice in a glass and enjoy their appearance and their screams. When the ice begins to melt, their screams change, giving you a second round of enjoyment.
However, if you drink it, it's gross. (Please order a separate drink.)
As much I joked about it, that kinda sounds silly, would this be some "abyuse bar" or the bar of an abyuse park? because something like that would be, aside of silly, kinda out of place on an average bar. I mean if it can't be drink or eaten it's kinda pointless for an average bar.