FunkSoulBrother, I think a story about mini Yukkuri being zen items is a great idea! I hope you follow up with it. Playing 'God' with mini Yukkuris could be so amusing. Or setting up a self-sufficient terrarium for them would also be amusing (the population would have to forcefully be controlled, though).
It'd be fun trying to work out their metaphysics and to fuck with them through their own delusions. Y'know, like introduce 'new yukkuri' that somehow 'turn to stone' and make them believe that they're either in the same territory as a monster like a gorgon or that their home is cursed.
And that's just what I came up with in two minutes. You could be pretty creative and be like the worst God to these guys ever. Lol.
saline said: Hopefully the owner gets bored and drops a scorpion in the tank at some point.
I apologise to the community for the few abusive comments I've made on family friendly posts. I didn't read the rules properly and hope I didn't annoy anyone.