Yuwawa...
Reimu can't watch...ID HUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!
SHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!
GONNA DWIEEEEEEEEE!!yugguyugguMaricha'sh pwetty mishter bottom...There's no choice but to scrape off yu-mold no ze!Don't peel off mister leaf no ze. Just quietly go to bed as it is now no ze.Rei...myu... shky...Two-yu rub-rub to get warm no ze!Yuuu...Reimu and the little one with a yu-cold come over here no ze! Sharing mister bed is no good no ze!
guessing most of the second sentence
... don't forget to bring mr.bed ze!