Why do i get the feeling that we have an impersonator here?

?

Disregard that, i am an idiot.

Anyway, just checking: Yukkuri's cannot wear or remove their clothes on their own, right?

With positive thinking, the clothes seems to be intended to be removable by the yukkuri at least for the usual dumping.
But they're too stupid to do it, and owners doesn't bother teaching them.