Not sure why he is calling reimu a stick (棒) does it have a different meaning.
(棒) is for Bouyomi (棒読), reading in monotonous voice, without putting any heart into it. They just say it without any intention. It's like the opposite of the speaking with (lol). Either way the human only speak things they never intend to hold up to.
I know necrobumping wouldn't be of any good, but Baron, that character looking like a "K" is this author's handwritten に. At first I was also dumbfounded as to why would there be something like おKいさん, until I finally realized what it was.
Actually, this is exactly the sort of thing I wish people would necrobump (as long as it's not bothering anyone else, of course). If I never figure out my mistakes I'll never improve.
That said, that is the worst-drawn に I have ever seen. And I've seen some shit.
ReimuIt's some nutritious juice~Isn't that great
ReimuIt's the little ones you wanted so muchAhh Mister!!