Removing the yukkuri-related goofiness, this dosu sounds really like a politician advocating communism in the late 1910s-early 1920s around the time of the October Revolution, giving a speech in front of workers and others from the proletarian class, especially that "world of yukkuri, for yukkuri" part.
Only that then, the (shitty!) capitalists needed workers to actually get the economy moving, while in dosu's case here, it can die under someone's wheels and the world wouldn't notice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*P/S: the translation of the line when dosu knocks its underling out of the way to retrieve its hat is credited to the recent "da wae" meme with Ugandan Knuckles.
OUD OF DA WAE SCUM UNDERLINGS!!yugii!!*knocks aside*I'm too faraway to determine it.But, it seems that how the hat fell just now was somewhat strange...*pomf**rustles*
someone knocked the hat off with a stickNow, if you shitty underlings have understood then line up over there and... yu?And to punish those shitty humans, this dosu Marisa-sama hereis THE TRUE dosu Marisa, a missionary of the gods noze!!
self-drawn announcementRight now!!From the shitty humans and shitty pet yukkuri!There's no way they would stand in line...WRYY ICH NO ONE GEDDING IN LINE NOZE!!!zee...zeee....
pantngzee...zeee....
pantngyube!LINE UP QUICKLY YOU IDIOTS!!!!!Mister hat return easy okay!!YUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Dosu's easy mister hat, wait okay??!!yugagagaga?!!!!As a beginning, we will start conquering from this park noze!!From now on, Dosu Marisa-sama will punish all of humankind, and build a world of yukkuri, for yukkuri!You and I have received unfair treatment!