Original was better, kind of like how this whole meme/fanon used to be.
I don't get it. What is the Dave family?
Clue: Dave in Japanese is pronounced as "Deibu".
Bad Reimu call "Deibu" in 2chan.
It makes sense, since when yukkuris are in major pain and turmoil they slur and pronounce Reimu as Deibu, hence Deibu's will be in major pain in the future.
>>Deibu's will be in major pain Even in stories by other authors Deibu flourish, ruining/ending the lives of yukkuri around them, and being a pain in the ass to non-killing humans.