If you don'ch cwush, Remyu will do anything fwo yu?Mi-mishter human?
Yu woudn'ch cwush Reimyu rwight?Reimyu ish cyuche yu know?Shinging a shong, dwoing wub-wub, ow maybwee, ich ish embawasshing but Reimyu will awsho show yu her poo-poo time jush fwo yu!...okay?
Sho qwickly releashe Reimyu and gib shweechs-shweechs, okay?Th...thwen!
Reimyu will generoushwy bwecome a pech yukkuchi jush fwo yu! Be gwateful okay!
Paraphrasing a bit. The last sentence was added to show Reimu's high-and-mighty, condescending attitude that wouldn't have been able to properly translate into English