This reminds me of my shit-covered lab in SimYukkuri Hiatus. Basically it started out with feeding some kos with bitter food, sealing their asses up, and let them explode and spray shit all over the place. Rinse and repeat until the lab's floor got covered in approx. 930 pieces of poo-poo. But it was a pain to arrange them evenly around the floor so no area has a higher concentration of shit than another though, lol.
Take a good look noje, shiddy shlabe! It's fine to let Marisa's magnificent! mister poo-poo be seared incho your eyes noje!Reimyu will dwo it really really eajy, so wach okay?Yu! Coming! It'sh coming! A massive mister poo-poo!