I tried my best to decipher the writing, but there're probably errors, especially the slurred yukkuri speech. Please excuse me for only transcribing them without translating.
Dwie shitty hag!
Pwuff!しゃっしゃとおわびのあみゃあみゃをけんじょうして、しんでねっ!
ぐじゅはきらいじゃよっ!くしょどりぇのうすぎちゃにゃいてでっぷりんしぇしゅのれいみゅにさわりゃにゃんて、じょうっじゃいなんじゃよっ!ゆじぇ⁉
いもーちょ⁉wasaゆあああ
おねーちゃあああShky!Well, we do have replacements.Alright, I'm sorry. I'll be more careful about hitting them next time.It's an important part of "Yukkuri tennis" that you control your strength so as to not crush them.Hey, shiddy shlabe!Get ready!Sorry! It looked gross and I just...*Splat*Uwa... it's hereCome on... what are you doing...