In Anon's neighbourhood there's a problem. An old couple had pair of pet yukkuri that they just let loose to roam anywhere they like. This couple let the yukkuri do anything and the neighbourhood can't just kill that thing because it will cause trouble with the owner.
When asked, the couple said that "Reimu and Marisa is given food by the neighbours", which of course means they steal food in actual.
Even if the couple said that the yukkuri had no bad intention, Anon know that's not true. Unlike yukkuri who said vegetables grow on their own, they know damn well that's someone else's vegetable and yet they still came to eat his tomato and cucumber crop.
So, he had enough. He ordered something from the internet and grow it in expectation. Half year later, that plant finally bear fruits and the yukkuri are ready to steal again.
He warned them, never eat that or they will die. Of course, the yukkuri said he's lying because the colour looks so tasty.
Next day before leaving to work, he set a camera and lock his door.
Confirming his leave, the yukkuri came and eat the fruits.
That plant is habanero. At first he want to get Jolokia, but the they might realize it's chilli from the colour. This type of chilli is very hot even for human.
Hearing the yukkuri's screaming voice, the owner want to come to help, but of course she know enough about not trespassing into someone else's house.
Even as the yukkuri called for help, she can't do anything.
When he came home, the old lady is angry to find her pet yukkuri dead with slacking mouth vomitting paste and body stretched and twisted from the suffering. She threatened to report to the police that he's planting poisonous plant, but he planted that chili for cooking, well half of it and the rest is for yukkuri killing.
He's not afraid. He had warned the yukkuri and they're the one who's trespassing to his house.
When she threatened to bring the matter to the resident meeting, he told her that nobody will be on her side. Those yukkuri are well known to ruin the neighbour's flowers, there's no way they will defend the yukkuri.
The next evening, the husband came accusing him. He said he planted those chili well knowing the yukkuri will came to steal his vegetables. Anon asked back, who doesn't have common sense here ? Did they ever teach their yukkuri anything ? If he want to call the police, then be it, he'll be the one who's ashamed later.
Angered, the husband is about to punch Anon, but a neighbour called the police first. The matter is settled outside the court.
Next day, that old couple run away, moved to somewhere else.
The day after, Anon's friend who's helping with the cleaning said he's also at fault. His garden doesn't have any gate. If he installed a door, things should be a lot easier.
By the way, he made a bit too much habanero, so now he's treating his friend. His friend think his tastebuds are screwed because he feel just fine eating that very spicy habanero.