Dosu's Honey Hunt
A (bodied) Kimeemaru live in the forest. Right now she's thinking of a method to kill a Dosu who's chief of a yukkuri clan close by.
The reason is simple, Kimeemaru hates Dosu.
Dosu is a yukkuri who can feel easy when other yukkuri take it easy.
Kimeemaru is a yukkuri who can feel easy when other yukkuri can't take it easy.
Their personality are the exact opposite.
But Kimeemaru know she won't win a fair and square fight against Dosu, that's why she's thinking about planning a murder.
By the way, Kimeemaru remembered the happening several days ago. She's just passing by a bee's nest and they attacked her. It's really painful.
Maybe if she can make those two fight each others...
Then, Kimeemaru heard the talk of a volleyball sized yukkuri Marisa and Reimu pair just coming home from Dosu's yukkuri school.
Marisa is not content with Dosu's rule. Vegetables just grow on their own, and limit on refreshing is uneasy. Marisa will become the chief so uneasy Dosu should just die.
Reimu in the other hand is worried if Dosu heard what Marisa is talking about.
"Oooh... stupid stupid"
But Kimeemaru saw a chance. She came to the Marisa after Reimu left and praised how Marisa is the one supposed to be the leader. But no way Marisa can win a fight against Dosu.
Marisa is at least smart enough to understand that.
Seeing her plan works, Kimeemaru explained about Mister Bee and the plan to make them kill Dosu. Mister Bee's nest has a lot of sweets sweets. If Dosu heard about it, she will go to munch munch and the angry bees will kill Dosu. Then, Marisa can become the chief and that Reimu will be in love with her.
Kimeemaru had to explained her plan three more times until Marisa can get it.
The chief of the clan, a 2 metres class Dosu, live in a big cave with her counsellor, an ex-pet Patchouli. Both know each others in the city. Patchouli taught a lot of things to Marisa and hating the life in city, both go together to the forest.
Afetr a long journey, they arrived in this clan living near the lake. Marisa turns into Dosu and became the chief.
With Patchouli's suggestion, they made a school teaching the yukkuri that vegetables don't grow on their own and to limit on refreshing.
When hearing about the bee's nest, Dosu is excited. She had tasted bee nest left by a bear, and the taste is like nothing she had even eaten before.
Although not as smart as Patchouli, Dosu can feel something is not right with the young Marisa, but the memory of sweets sweets lowered her intelligence to the same as average yukkuri and with praises, she quickly shrugs off Patchouli's asking her to stop.
Dosu's first mistake is to look down on the bee's power.
Dosu's second mistake is that this is no honey bee's nest. It's the nest of giant hornets, the biggest bee in Japan. By the way, they don't have honey in their nest.
Dosu chewed on a mushroom from her hat and fired Dosu Spark to the nest in tree hole. She though she killed most of the bees, but in fact she only burned the surface.
Soon, a dark cloud even human won't challenge without protective suit came at Dosu.
Asian Giant Hornet's sting carries protein destroyer venom. The venom destroyed Dosu's paste from the inside. They also bit her skin with their mandibules and Dosu's flour skin is torn in several places.
Feeling enormous pain, Dosu lost all the spirit to fight and starts running while saying sorry. She ran to the lake and took out her hat to go on the water. Dosu is confident if she take it to the water, the hornets will stop.
At first, the hornets did stop, because their black target sign, the had, mostly disappeared to the lake. But in the middle of the lake, the attack continued.
Hornets mainly target black colour. One of such black colour, and the one of the most sensitive part on yukkuri's body is their eyes. A hornet stung her eyes and because of the pain, Dosu dropped her oar.
While trying to reach out with her tongue, Dosu falls to the lake, 20 metres deep and finally died after fishes ate her body, her paste leak out and her paste core reached its limit.
Dosu had a wish. When she died, she wants a funeral and for her wife Patchouli and her friend a bodied Byakuren to perform the ceremony.
Of course, yukkuri dies everyday, so it's too troublesome to do funeral for everyone, but Dosu consider herself important enough. She also asked for a pyramid, but Patchouli straightly rejected the idea.
On her way back, Patchouli is blaming that Marisa who enjoyed her play after the funeral. Suddenly Kimeemaru arrived to tell how misserably that Dosu dies. Dosu tried picking a fight againt hornets that not even Mister Human want to challenge. Moreover, Dosu run to the water, a place reserved for only the noble rare types such as Nitori or Murasa.
Angered, Patchouli released her anger and became Macchouli.
Feeling herself is safe on the sky, Kimeemaru told Patchouli that she's the one behind Dosu's death.
She never expected Patchouli who has became Macchouli will be able to beat her senseless. The normal types she looked down on is now beating the sesame paste filling out of her mouth.
Finally the flying demon beast falls, but Patchouli still has one business to attend.
The escaping Marisa is captured by Byakuren and executed with a punch to the mouth by Macchouli.
And thus the case started by Kimeemaru's evil plan is ended by the birth of Macchouli.