Yukkuri and the Winter House. part.1
translated from waterducts. If you remember Yukkuri Sisters Story, then this has the same author.
Anonymous visits his cottage during winter one day, only to find that a Yukkurisa family has taken residence there and has eaten most the food in storage.
He locks himself in with the yukkurisa family, since he's not content to let them go unpunished yet.
Anonymous was already upset to began with, but becomes even more anxious when he sees the weather. It's going to be snowing hard soon and it seems he will have to take shelter for a while.
The day goes on and the blizzard still hasn't stopped. He starts to feel hungry, so he tries to help himself with what was left, but a lot of the food was already cold and spoilt. Anonymous tries to manage with what he has. It's very annoying, but this must do.
Time passes and blizzard still hasn't faded. Things are made even more annoying with the yukkuri's constant whining.
"Yu, Yu, give us some food easy!" "Get out of our house, easy!"
He stuffs them various cages, jars and cooking pans to make them shut up.
"It's dark in here, let me take it easy!"
He shakes the pan violently to make the yukkuris stop screaming, but the yukkuri do the opposite.
Anonymous huffs angrily and dangles the lid tight stewing pan containing yukkuris over the fire place
"NOOOOOOooo! Mwoommyy help!!!It's huuurds... hot hot hot.. let me take it easy!"
A myriad of yukkuri cries emerge from the inside the metal stewing pan.
The reaction from the other koyukkuris in the glass jar was not any less dramatic.
They bounced around in a panic, crying out almost gibberish words
"yuuuu!!! yuuu!!! schtoph it!! why yuu dwoo dis!!?"
Anonymous finds this amusing, so he places the pan direct on top of the fireplace.
"ITSH HOT HOHOHOHOHOOTTTH NWOOOOOooooo"
Following that he other yukkuri in the glass jar act even more wildy. The koyukkuri bounce violently against each other and the glass jar; Alas, with their weak bodies, they achieved nothing but bruising themselves.
Anonymous chuckles to himself, but after sometime the screams from the pan stopped.
Curious, anonymous unseals the lid to take a peek of what's inside. He sees a lone mother yukkurisa, bruised and broiled but still alive.. but where are her children?
Then he realized what just occurred. In effort to save her children from the unforgiving hot metal surface, mother yukkurisa has had her children take refuge inside her own mouth.
A touching sight, but with this added weight and weakened state, she can't even move right now and much less escape from this pan.
Anonymous reseals the lid and puts the stewing pan on the table. This would be enough... for now.
Yukkuri and the Winter House. part.2
The next morning.
Unfortunately, the blizzard has yet to subdue.
Anonymous contemplates how much longer will he have go on like this, but before that he decides to have breakfast.
Once again, managing with what he has left, anonymous makes himself a crude breakfast.
Anonymous, however, is not blind to the pleading glances of the koyukkuri.
"misther, I'm hawngwy!"
"misther let me out!"
"mishter, let mwommy go, easy"
"What about the little feast you had before I came here? surely you had enough to eat, already"
Anonymous shot up a cold glare at the koyukkuri and it went silent.... for a while, at least
In time it soon began to whine once more.
"mishtwer, it's cooooowld"
"misther, I want twoo dake it easy!"
(Perhaps it will be more quiet if I compromise a little), anonymous thought to himself.
He removed mother yukkurisa and the still 3 koyukkuri inside her mouth from the stewing pan and into a cage. It was still quite cramped, but at least the koyukkuri could see their mother now.
"mwommy are yuu okway?" "mommy, does it hurd?"
The mother yukkurisa replied with soft.. "yuu"
Well, look at that. The koyukkuri seem to behaving already..
"mishtwer, let me out! It's dwaark!"
"I can't dake it easy!"
"mishter, give mwee sum food, easy!"
Or so, anonymous, thought.
"Fine, I'll let you out if you shut bean paste hole" said anonymous angrily. The koyukkuri cowered for a while, before replying with a soft.. "yuu.."
Anonymous let out a few of the koyukkuri from the jars and cans. "Why am I even doing this, ah well, harassing them will only make them even more noi..."
"mistweeer~, I'm hawngwyyy!"
Now what... anonymous thought to himself.
"Go eat the trash on the floor" anonymous, replied coldly.
"I down wike cold food!"
"I can't dake it easy!" pleaded the koyukkuris
"And you think I can !?" Anonymous was furious now.
"yuuuu~~~~" The koyukkuris cowered in fear
"That's right, stay there and shu.."
"THIS SHIT IS GOOD!"
"Exactly..., wait, what?!" Anonymous glanced backwards and lo behold, a lone koyukkuri had taken the opportunity to gulp up his breakfast.
Without breakfast, without patience, anonymous fury peaked
to be continued..
Yukkuri and the Winter House. part.2B
With his patience lost, and this breakfast stolen, anonymous snapped.
Swiftly, in one swipe, anonymous grasped the thieving koyukkuri
"Oooooooowiie!" "It huuuurds!
"Yuu!!!" "Let her gwoo, Yuu!"
The koyukkuri on the floor protested
Anonymous tightened his grasp in fury. Slowly increasing the pressure upon the koyukkuri. It's as if he was molding a sushi.
"It huuuurdsssshhh!!" "mwoommy, help meee!"
Anonymous brought the koyukkuri in his grasp in front of mother yukkurisa
"Apparently, there are some among you who still do not understand the meaning of taking away another one's belonging"
parent and child tremble in fear, looking at anonymous in horror. It was already too late to make amends now.
"BEHOLD!", anonymous declared!
The koyukkuri in his grasp started to bloat. Its eyes popped out, and bean paste began to spill from its mouth.
"nwooo!!" "let her go!!" mother yukkurisa pleaded desperately
And just like that, anonymous violently smashed the koyukkuri in his grasp
The koyukkuri let out a horrifying death cry.
Beam paste from the infant koyukkuri gently dripped down on the violent grasp of anonymous. Intrigued, anonymous gave it a taste.
"This is fantastic!!" anonymous thought to himself. He had eaten bean paste before, but nothing matched to the taste of this koyukkuri.
And so, in front of the terrified mother yukkurisa and her children, Anonymous devoured the koyukkuri in his grasp.
"NWOoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" "WHY!!! WHY MUST YOU DWOO DIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Anonymous paid little heed to mother yukkurisa's cries
To be continued.
Yukkuri and the Winter House. part.2C
Dude, this is a long story
Mother yukkurisa could not bear this any longer. She trembled violently with pain and anger. With tears flooding down her cheeck, mother yukkurisa charged at anonymous.
Anonymous simply lifted his foot and with one fierce kick, he brought yukkurisa to submission.
With a terribly bitter expression on her face, mother yukkurisa looked up only to find anonymous chewing on the remains of her child. Only her hat and skin was left.
There was nothing left to do for mother yukkurisa but wail painfully
Anonymous ignored this and horrified looks of the koyukkuri and simply went back to the fire place. The food was getting cold after all.
Time passed and lunch time came.
Anonymous decided to feed the koyukkuri the trash on the floor. After all, it's only fair that they clean up the mess they have made themselves.
At first the koyukkuri gave anonymous a sour look; but upon remembering what anonymous was capable of, the koyukkuri cowered and decided to eat the thrash without much complaint.
As for mother yukkurisa, she could only look in sad disbelief at the sight of her children acting like this. Mother yukkurisa let out a sad "yuu.." sigh occasionally, as if at loss for words.
At first, anonymous thought that mother yukkurisa was in a shock over the sight of her beloved children eating thrash.
However things turned out to be far more interesting than that..
First came some convulsions, and then mother yukkurisa let out a painful cry
This time drool came out of yukkurisa's mouth
"mwoommy?" "what's wrong?" "dh.. dake it easy!!"
The koyukkuri started to panic. They clearly did not understand the situation.
The drool that came out of yukkurisa was slowly followed by a familiar reddish texture... she was frothing bean paste right now
Clearly something is wrong with yukkurisa
Anonymous took a closer look at her, and realized there were things squirming within yukkurisa.
Of course! anonymous had almost forgotten it. Yukkurisa still had 3 koyukkuri in her mouth, and she has not managed to let them out yet because her cage was so cramped!
Anonymous slowly understood the situation. To protect her children from the scalding metal surface, mother yukkurisa hid her children in her mouth.
And because there was no extra space in the cage, Yukkurisa kept her children in her mouth since a last night. This means that yukkurisa and her children has not eaten anything since yesterday.
And thus, in their own despair and hunger, the koyukkuri inside her has decided to feed on her innards.
Yukkurisa was growling in severe pain.
"mwommy! mwommy!" The other koyukkuri shrieked in confusion
Anonymous then forced a decision on mother yukkurisa.
He placed a portion of his lunch in front of her.
"Well then, it seems you will die at this rate. You have a choice now. Eat this, which would mean chewing your children, or sacrifice yourself and die for them"
Upon listening to that words, mother yukkurisa paused silently. Her eyes were leaking endless tears, and her mouth was frothing with bean paste. Yukkurisa looked all but dead, but it seems she has decided to bear the pain for now.
However, time passed again, and once again, morbid bean paste leaked from yukkurisa's mouth.
To kill herself or her children. How much longer is she going to bear this? anonymous thought to himself.
However, the last curtain of this act is a surprising one.
Within a few minutes, and without warning, mother yukkurisa leaped fiercely against her cage.
Yukkurisa exclaimed this word while bearing a severely contorted look on her face
Bean paste starting gushing out of yukkurisa's mouth but she did not stop. Yukkurisa kept slamming herself against the cage.
Upon seeing their berserk mother, the other koyukkuri cowered and hid themselves in the corner of the room.
And they silently wept...
After a while, yukkurisa stopped her rampage and left behind a scene of carnage. Bean paste and koyukkuri pieces were scattered on the floor, no doubt the result of her smashing her children inside her mouth. At the end of all this, mother yukkurisa laid still with an empty but pleased expression. She did not seem quite alive nor sane, but she certainly wasn't dead.
The remaining koyukkuri stopped trembling upon laying eyes on mother yukkurisa. They couldn't afford to do it anymore and simply sank into depression.
(It seems that you have chosen yourself over your children, how typical of your kind), anonymous thought to himself.
(One, two, hmm.. that's strange. One corpse is missing), anonymous thought to himself. But he soon realized where it was. "Ah.. it must be in you"
Amidst the anko and koyukkuri splattered room, anonymous had only one thing to say to mother yukkurisa
"Congratulations on surviving"
To be continued.
Yukkuri and the Winter House. part.2D
one more to go >_<
Anonymous has been feeding little scraps of vegetables and meat to the koyukkuri for quite a while
The scraps of food are barely enough to survive and the koyukkuri start to take desperate measures.
The koyukkuri start to ration their meals and share it among themselves. If hunger is to be endured, then they will do it together as family.
As for mother koyukkurisa, she has been let out of the cage, but she chooses to persist on will power alone.
Yukkurisa hasn't eaten anything since her rampage, and instead, preferring to let her children eat all the scraps. Her skin has turned loose and vitality has left her eyes, yet yukkurisa endures somehow.
The yukkuri family is in an all time low morale.
Then something occurred that night.
A lone koyukkuri could not bare its hunger anymore. Driven by hunger, the koyukkuri ate the all of the food scraps left, rations be damned.
This of course, did not escape the eyes of other koyukkuri
"Yuu! I.. itch nwot fwair!!!"
"Yuu! spwit it out, easy!!!"
The other yukkuri started to persecute their own sibling. Unfortunately, the food that had already been eaten cannot be vomited out.
Realizing this, the other koyukkuri's hunger and fatigue drove them to a boiling point.
"Twose who can't dake it easy, SHOULD JUST DWOP DEAD, EASY!!!"
The koyukkuri started a chain of fierce body blows against their judged sibling
"yugyuuuughh! pw!... pwease zdob it, easy!"
The judged koyukkuri pleaded for mercy with tears in her eyes, but the the other did not stop. Their judgment was final
And then came the finishing blow. A koyukkuri which was considerably larger than the judged one came down crashing on her. What followed was the already too familiar sight of anko escaping her orifices violently. The judged one was crushed and her movements stopped.
Immediately after, the koyokkuri executors left the scene, seeming content to leave the judged one as it is.
And so it was left alone, with a crushed body, popped eyes, and bean paste leaking everywhere.
Anonymous looked at the spectacle, commenting to himself how fragile the bonds of family are among the yukkuri.
The other koyukkuris, already tired from the execution of their sibling coupled starvation fatigue, fell to sleep right away.
But the night wasn't over yet for one being. Mother koyukkurisa, haggard, and tired, shambled weakly towards the corpse of her crushed child.
With much effort yukkurisa, was now face to face with what was once her child.
Anonymous watched the event with a smile on his face. This is going to be interesting, he thought.
The somewhere within the darkness, an audible crunching sound was heard.
The night passed.
To be continued.
Anonymous is eating breakfast.
As usual the koyukkuri look at him with starved looks on their eyes.
Anonymous ignores them and the koyukkuri break into tears again.
The koyukkuri continues frowning, not realizing that mother yukkurisa is slowly approaching the back of one koyukkuri.
There was a strange atmosphere around yukkurisa.
In the next following moment, a koyukkuri, not even realizing what has just occurred was left with a half eaten face. Yukkurisa has bit her.
A terrifying shriek boomed across the room
With her face half eaten, the koyukkuri collapsed on to the floor with her eyes bulging. She started to experience convulsions.
Yukkurisa did not care for the child's plight and moved on to taste the bean paste covered floor.
"Hh.. Hhh... it's gooood.. it's GOOOD This shit is SOOOOO GOOOD!!!"
The remaining koyukkuri reacted in shock. Frantically, they eyed each other in confusion, as if trying to decipher a meaning of this lunacy.
But yukkurisa was too preoccupied to care for that, she continued taking her time, slowly eating her child. There was a glint of madness in her eyes.
The tension reached critical point for the koyukkuri and they sunk into hysteria
"Mwommy, doown eat mweeeeeee!"
The koyukkuri scattered in all directions, but alas, they were already weakened by hunger and fatigue.
Even at her current pace, it would be hard for the koyukkuri to escape from yukkurisa. In that state of panic, survival instincts took over.
A koyukkuri smashes one of its own because it was in the way of its own escape.
"pwh.. pwease let me dake it eas..."
It appears that the smashed koyukkuri is still alive, but it has lost its ability to escape fro m yukkurisa.
Even though fatigued, the crushed yukkuri cried with all its might for help. But it was hopeless. Yukkurisa had already come to her and began her next meal.
Her screams, her skin, her bean paste, everything was swallowed by yukkurisa in an instant.
Pressured for survival, the remaining koyukkuri reached a twisted conclusion: For me to survive someone else must be eaten by yukkurisa.
Hostilities broke out among siblings as they turned on each other. The stronger siblings ganged up on the weaker ones and crushed them mercilessly.
Yukkurisa would then approach that crushed yukkuri and eat it.
It was a hellish picture. The bonds of a family, completely destroyed. The intimate bond between parent and child: destroyed. What was left was fear, despair and anger.
One after one, the koyukkuri lives faded with a chilling shriek. Many siblings turned on each other and were eaten by yukkurisa until there were only two left.
The two siblings were about to engage in a fight for life until they realized that yukkurisa was already there.
The two scattered in opposite directions, and by chance yukkurisa pursued one of the two.
"Nwoooooooooooooo!!" "Go away, easy!!"
To this koyukkuri, yukkurisa is no longer an parent, but an enemy. And to yukkurisa, this koyukkuri is simply food.
With a chilling shriek, the koyukkuri was eaten by yukkurisa. There was only one koyukkuri left.
The last koyukkuri leaped away desperately, but yukkurisa did not stop.
Fatigue had taken a toll on its stamina and it was only time before yukkurisa caught up. It was hopeless. The koyukkuri would be eaten by yukkurisa.
Yukkurisa closed in, but strangely she paused suddenly. Bearing an upset look on its face, yukkurisa ceased her pursuit to take it easy.
One, two, five.. six. Six of of them. Yukkurisa had eaten too many of her children and this has slowed her down.
The last koyukkuri took this chance to increase the distance between herself and yukkurisa.
"stay there forever, easy"
"stay there and die, easy!"
hope and confidence had returned to the koyukkuri's face
But anonymous did not let things play out that way. With no effort, anonymous reached and seized the koyukkuri.
"lh.. let mwee go, easy!!"
The koyukkuri struggled desperately, but when anonymous brought it to its mother, the defiance faded and fear returned to its face.
"lh.. LET ME GWOOOO" "I DOOWN WAN'T TO BE EATEN!!"
Yukkurisa was already full, too full, in fact. But upon seeing the koyukkuri in front of her, instincts took over and the glint of a predator returned to her eyes.
"This is a touching reunion between parent and child" anonymous said to himself.
Anonymous flinged the koyukkuri at yukkurisa. Time seemed to slowdown during that moment, as the koyukkuri screamed in despair, hurling inevitably toward yukkurisa's mouth.
And with one gulp the last koyukkuri was eaten.
A long silence passed.
How did your children taste like? anonymous inquired to yukkurisa
His query was met with a broken laughter.
Anonymous raised his kitchen knife. Still, there was no response.
"In your next life you should learn not to take it too easy. If you're more serious about things, I'm sure you could live a happier life"
Yukkurisa kept her crazed silence
"drop dead, easy"
That was the last words yukkurisa ever heard before feeling the cold steel cut apart her body.
With that, the knife was lowered, and yukkurisa's life came to and end.
"Well, that was interesting, next time I will capture two yukkuris. And perhaps I will make them breed" Anonymous laughed to himself. He was already planning things for next winter.
Our Anon this time is a yukkuri hunter. (His name is Onii, written "oni will", and he's also a Bullying Onii-san.) He has, however, recieved a task he's not sure if he can accomplish. He has to kill a Dosumarisa who:
-Is 7 meters tall
-Has ~60 (regular) allies
-Consumes a lot of magic mushrooms, and thus:
-Can fire a Master Spark-like ray, three times a day
-Is usually invisible
-Has many ribbons given to it as a sign of fidelity from other yukkuris
It also has some allies that stole food from the village, but that was not under its orders. In any case, he sets a trap in the forest (a pit filled with shit) and waits. He eventually sees a group of yukkuris taking a walk as if they owned the place, with a huge gap in the center. When said gap reaches the trap, it falls in. The result is much better than he expected; 4 yukkuris abandon it because it smeared shit all over the precious ribbons they had entrusted to it (they're quite furious about this), 2 abandon it because they doubt it can match up to humans, and 2 because it stinks. After further discussion, 9 more leave. Back in their nests, we see that it has three very close allies, a smart Alice, a wise Patchouli and a beautiful Reimu who only entered the herd a few weeks ago, but everyone admired. After even further quarreling about why Dosumarisa doesn't use its light ray anymore, 9 more leave the herd. However, Onii has cleverly set traps in the area, and catches all 26 that ran away.
He plans to perform an experiment known as the Yukkuring. He starts by tearing the cheek off one of the yukkuris, a Reimu. "Yugya! It hurts, mister! What are you doing!?" "I'm tearing your face off." He then pokes it in the eye until it stops complaining, does the same to a Yukkurisa, and glues them together with flour and water. He affixes a Patchouli, a Chen and a Myon. He asks for their name, and they can only spout mixed sounds. Due to sharing their bean paste, they have developed a collective concsiousness, sharing each other's sensations. He affixes a Yukarin, and pokes the eye off the Alice. All of them scream. The pain seems to be amplified by how many of them are melded together. After a while, having affixed the 26th one, he has another experiment. In this story, yukkuris can release excess moisture from their urethras, so as to avoid bloating. He makes them all drink implausible amounts of water, and starts blocking their urethras with pencils. He blocks all of them except the Alice whose eye he took before. The water they took in amounts to 300 milliliters for all of them, and it's up to this Alice to discharge it. After 10 seconds, it starts screaming, and since all the others share its sensations, the result is a massive NHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (orgasm) that lasts for six and a half hours. Half of them have fainted, and the rest are making ridiculous faces. Until the next operation, he plans to play with them.
A while later, he see two young yukkuris sneaking out of the yukkuri village to steal some food from the village. (As usual, a Reimu-Marisa pair.) He threatens them for a while, saying that he's from the factory, catches the Marisa and kicks the Reimu into a tree, killing it. At that moment, the beautiful Reimu appears with a few allies, and Onii says "Damn! I'm no match for you now, but if I get to the factory that's just across the entrance to the forest, I'll be safe." Back in the village, a lot of yukkuris that have lost friends and families to the factory are screaming in despair at the news. All of them tell the Dosumarisa that they should go to the factory and get back their friends, but Dosumarisa is more intelligent than them. It says that they don't even know where it is, but they say that Onii told them where it is. If it refuses now, it knows it will lose the trust of many yukkuris. Still, it refuses, and 18 of them leave the herd, some to attack the factory, some to run away, and some that plan to sell their allies for their own gain. (All of them are caught by Onii.) 15 are left, and all of them, except the Dosumarisa's trustees, are lazy and expect the three to gather food for them. After an argument, Alice realizes that nobody else can gather food except itself, and sets out to gather food for 16 yukkuris. It's immediately caught by another of Onii's traps. He takes it home and sets loose the 18 he caught before. Disregarding their captivity, they immediately try to hump Alice.
Onii tells them to kill each other, and the last survivor will get Alice. They immediately start. Onii starts shaking the Alice to make it horny, while telling it about the unrest its beauty caused within the herd. All of the yukkuris wanted it, but "because of Dosumarisa", they couldn't have it. It starts crying, and he teases it further by describing about how it clung to the strong Dosumarisa, so it could control others. He finishes it off by saying how it's its fault that many yukkuris left the herd. Alice is now a broken, crying mess. Of the 18 yukkuris before, 3 are left. Onii says that there's one thing it can do for the herd; to satisfy the sexual attraction it caused. It can do nothing, and that's the last we hear of it. Back in the village, Patchouli is begging the lazy yukkuris to work, but they want to take it easy, and demand that Patchouli gather food for them. It does this for a few days, but one night, four Marisas and an Alice take it into their home and rape it. Patchoulis are weak, so even once can kill them, but it was raped five times. It gave birth to five kids. One for each rapist.
The next day, Dosumarisa has called for a village meeting. Next to it is the corpse of Patchouli, with many stalks growing from its head, and five tiny Patchouli corpses, with a stalk each. Initially, nobody takes the blame, but after beautiful Reimu says that Patchouli was stealing food and they want to find out who punished it, all of them shout that it was them. Dosumarisa, enraged that Alice went missing for their sake and they even killed Patchouli, goes THIS YUKKURI THIS YUKKURI THIS YUKKURI and crushes the lot of them. Left with only Reimu, they decide to raid the factory. We are told that they met a few weeks ago, when Dosumarisa found Reimu injured and alone. It was the first in a long time that called it "Marisa" instead of "Dosumarisa", and they fell in love. Onii, on the other hand, has started preparations. He has made 8 mountains of sandbags on the path to the forest. He refuses to use gunpowder or guns, since he's a Bullying Onii-san. Dosumarisa jumps over the first one, but the second one is too tall, so it uses the Dosubeam. The resulting screams, however, show that there were baby yukkuris inside the sandbags. Dosumarisa is traumatized by the screams, but Reimu urges it to go on. The third one is just short enough to jump over, but has concealed blades, which leave deep gashes in the Dosumarisa's underside. The fourth one. Dosumarisa jumps over it with ease, but lands on a huge red-hot plate. The pain is unbearable. Further on, it sees a transparent box wth adult yukkuris, but as it approaches to help them, it hears crushing sounds, and "AAAAAAAH DEIBU'S BABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!".
Apparently, the adults' koyukkuris were hidden underground, and it just crushed them. Further scarred, Dosumarisa proceeds with stares of hatred burning into its back(?). Fifth wall. It's quite short, but Dosumarisa has finally learned, and jumps on top. It sees a pool on the other side, and jumps over it. The sixth wall is 10m tall, and there's no other way but to use the Dosupark. There were, of course, more koyukkuris inside, Even more of an emotional wreck, Dosumarisa goes on to the seventh wall. It easily jumps over it, but upon landing, a few spears are launched at it. Most scrape it, but one hits it square in the eye, and it screams. Eighth wall. It hears a voice saying that there are no koyukkuris in there, so it can use its beam. It does so, and they turn out to be empty indeed. Onii then appears, and challenges the stupid shitbun to a fight. He has many territorial advantages (it only has one eye, and he can hide among the trees), and a few helpers to do hit-and-run attacks on it. The battle goes on for 30 minutes, with the Dosumarisa throwing sandbags at him, but getting steadily weaker.
In the end, it finally considers doing a feint, and almost hits him with one, but the Reimu knocks it aside, and persuades it to surrender. "If one human can do this much, we can't take on the factory!" Onii promises that he'll let them meet once in a while. Dosumarisa accepts, and goes to the factory, where they place it in a transparent box that fits its size. It can't move, but it waits patiently for its meeting with Reimu. Three days later, Onii brings Reimu to it.
Ma: Long time no see, Reimu...
Re: Yes. (Cold?)
Ma: Um...are you okay? Have you been eating? Are they bullying you?
Re Of course not! Master is always kind to me!
Ma: ...Master? Mister! What did you do to Reimu!?
On: Nothing, just treated it well as I promised.
Re: Yes! Master has always been kind to me!
On: Yes, like I used to do long before the two of you met. Get it now, you retarded shitbun?
Re: Master! I can't take it easy talking with this! Let's go! Goodbye, *DOSU*marisa!
Dosumarisa's screams and Onii's laughter fill the factory.
Anon wakes up, and drowsily goes to his bathroom. He notes that no water is coming out of the faucet, so he washes his face with some previously drawn water and goes to fix the problem. In his storehouse, there's a hamster wheel. He places a couple of yukkuris on it, and tells them that if they run, food will come out. This is his kappa-made power generator, which draws water from a nearby well. He then goes on to make breakfast, but is interrupted by his two Triples, which say that they have finishd storing food, but would like to eat something hot once in a while. Anon finishes his breakfast, and then takes a 10-pack of frozen koyukkuris out of the fridge and puts them in a frying pan. The Triples are waiting at high speed. When the screaming ends, the koyukkuris are ready, and the Triples devour them. Anon then waters his flowers, which are growing out of a yukkuri with its mouth sewed shut. After this, he goes out to his garden, to trade sweets for vegetables from his agriculture yukkuris. Near them is the hut for the Triples that guard his field. He switches them with two others, and they try to go to the forest to spend their free time hunting other yukkuris. Anon stops them, and suggests that they go together. At noon, he picks up two baskets and they set off.
They eventually finds a family of Reimus. The Triples headbutt and eat the parent, and Anon puts the stunned koyukkuris in the basket. They do this until the baskets are full. They then drop by the house to leave one of the baskets, and Anon goes to the factory to sell the other one. He buys some sweets from the village, and on the way home meets a Yukkureimu family, so he decides to kick the parent all the way home. When he gets there, he sees that the children and the babies have followed him, so he decides to make them dessert. He gives the parent to the Triples, takes out the small ones' bean paste, and goes to throw the skins away. His garbage bin is full, though, so he throws the skins in a metal box that contains a Yukkurisa. It hasn't eaten anything in a while, so it devours the scraps. He then has dinner with the Triples (they always bring their own food), and attempts to have a bath, only to find out that there's no water. He replaces the power generator yukkuris again, noting that they'll last until tomorrow noon. After that, it's sleep time, and the Triples are sleeping at high speed. He goes to sleep too, in preperation for the next day of taking it easy.
The Journey of Baby Yukkuris. Part ONE
A more detailed translation like yukkuri winter house would be better, but I've learned my lesson once. Too long.
Deep at night obese yukkureimu and yukkurisa (as large as a human) are humping like like crazy.
[insert pig digusting sound effects of yukkuri having sex)
They are enjoying themselves so much that they hump all night long without care. This however causes them to over exert themselves and produce way too many yukkuri stalks.
"I guess we got too refreshed, ze"
yukkurisa and yukkureimu die giving life to ONE HUNDRED STALKS. They shrivel up quickly as their nutrients are drained.
Time passes and 100 baby yukkuri (smallest on chart) are born. Without their mother they wander aimlessly, waiting for "mwommy to come back".
Eventually they get hungry and search for food. They try to eat the dead husk of their parents by experiments, not recognizing what it is, and decide that "THIS SHIT IS GOOD"
In the process they gain some rudimentary knowledge about the world. They decide they can take it for now.
Time passes however and they miss their mwommy. The baby yukkuri are split among themselves over whether to wait for mwommy or go into the outside world to look for her.
After some debate 80 baby yukkuri decide to explore the outside world. After seeing how cheerful and awesome their first impression of the world is, more people join group bringing the number to about 90. Only 9 yukkuri decide to wait for mwommy.
They bring with themselves some bits of food from mwommy's corpse, but being stupid inexperienced creatures they forgot about water.
After some time they get thirsty and start to whine. Luckily for them, they arrive at a lake. From their inherited memory they know what water is, but they have no knowledge on the what it can do.
A baby yukkuri jumps into the water and likes the cold refreshing taste of water it feels. Others join in. They immerse themselves in the lake and laugh it other like babies. They suddenly realize, however, that YUKKURI CANT SWIM!
Several baby yukkuri panic but it's already too late. The unfortunate yukkuri melt into the lake while their siblings watch in horror.
In panic, the party decide to run away to another place where it can take it easy. On the journey several other baby yukkuri behave strangely because they DRANK TOO MUCH WATER. At that age, their circulatory system is not yet developed. Several more baby yukkuri die leaking thin watery bean paste.
The party carries on. They start to get tired and hungry, but it seems they run into good luck? again. The yukkuri encounter several colorful wooly caterpillars. Thinking it is food they cheerfully chomp on it. The result is disastrous. The toxin causes several of convulsion before eventually causing painful death. Several baby yukkuri die with foams frothing from their mouths. The yukkuri run away while apologizing for trying to eat "Mr.Catterpillar"
Yukkuri counter: there now 70 baby yukkuri left.
The remaining yukkuri flock together and search for shelter and food. They enter a field of weed and start to eat.
However grouping together like that is just an invitation for predators. "Uuu.." "Uuu" Yes, Remirya is her.
The baby yukkuri have never seen Remirya before, but from their genetic memory they know she is a dangerous predator that can't take it easy.
They scream in terror, pleading Remirya not to come. Too late, Remirya snatches one yukkuri. One brave yukkuri charges Remirya to save her sister, Remirya rewards this bravery by snatching her too. Remirya nibbles on the yukkuri and then she SUCKS THE BEAN PASTE OUT OF THEM. Only the skin remains. She's still hungry so she hunts for more.
The yukkuri realize the difference in strength and runway from in other direction. "If we go back from the route we came from, we can take it easy". Or so, they thought.
The group runs into a gang of wild hungry dogs. Since several yukkuri were received cuts because of their journey, some bean paste leak out and the dogs can smell it. At first they lick the yukkuri somewhat playfully. A moment later the dogs RIP THEM APART!
The yukkuri are now trapped between hungry dogs and Remirya. All hopeless.
But a miracle occurs. Remirya as you know, is made out of meat buns. The dogs somehow manage to smell that scent and they all attack Remirya since they like meat buns more than bean paste.
The yukkuri group leap away thanking "Mr.Doggie"
Yukkuri counter: 30 baby yukkuri remaining
The Journey of Baby Yukkuris. Part TWO
The tired and battered party make their way to plain of grass. They encounter a group of koyukkurisa who are taking it easy. (2nd from the left of size chart)
Upon seeing the koyukkurisa, the baby yukkuri are MOVED TOO TEARS because they have finally found their promised land.
The koyukkuri greet the baby yukkuri group and they take it easy together. However, that moment did not last.
Suddenly the koyukkuri give disapproving looks towards the baby yukkuri. Their long journey has taken a toll on the baby yukkuri. Some have lost their accessories, some are dirty and some are leaking bean paste.
The koyukkuri avoid the baby yukkuri. The baby yukkuri misunderstood this as a game and began to chase the their elders. The koyukkuri react in anger and SQUASH A BABY YUKKURI TO DEATH
"Dirty yukkuri can never take it easy!"
The baby yukkuri react in confusion, saying that they just want to play. The elder koyukkuri respond to this by playing a mock game of soccer using baby yukkuri as the ball. More baby yukkuri perish this way.
Before long though, mother yukkurisa appears and tells her children to stop. She says that dirty yukkuri can not take it easy, so she will clean them and welcome them into the family.
The baby yukkuri group feel happy. Someone will finally except them, or so they thought. Mother yukkurisa is angry. She said she was referring to her own children who became dirty after playing with filthy yukkuri babies. There's no way she would accept someone that was thrown away by their own parents, after all.
The baby yukkuri group claimed they were not abandoned and that mwommy is waiting in a place where they can take it easy. Mother yukkurisa responds by crushing some baby yukkuri.
The group leaps away sadly.
Yukkuri counter: There is only 10 baby yukkuri left.
Meanwhile those who chose to remain in the cave and wait from mwommy has finally ran out of food. Still, they keep on waiting.
"mwommy is very late"
10 baby yukkuri press on to find their sanctuary. Truthfully there are more survivors than just them, but those yukkuri have lost their strength to move. The 10 baby yukkuri leave their weakened sister while crying.
Eventually the group runs into a large creature they have never seen before. Reacting in caution they all seek cover and hide away.
The human tells them that being alone without their mother is dangerous at night.
The yukkuri tell them they are searching for their mother. The human tells them to take it easy at this house for the night. They believe his gentle kind words and follow him home.
The yukkuri are surprised to find warm shelter in the human's house. They take it easy like they never before. The human realize that the are dirty so he decides to clean them. To make sure they don't run way he puts them into a tall black pot. The surface is open, but because they are young and weak, the baby yukkuri can not jump high enough to run away.
The human takes two of the yukkuri and starts to clean them with water. The baby yukkuri panic because they remember their trauma about water. However, the human's gentle words and action convince them that it's okay to take it easy.
The other baby yukkuri feel jealous and demand to be cleaned too. The humans pauses dramatically before saying:
"I'm sorry. I will only take care of one yukkuri, so just take it easy over there"
"Only one of us can take it easy" The baby yukkuri protest for equal treatment.
The human seems irritated and tells the "noisy meat buns to shut up"
He returns the yukkuri to the pot and places them on top of his stove. It's cooking time. The yukkuri scream in severe pain as their faces start to melt and fry. The last remaining uses her other sister's remains as foundation to escape the heat, but it won't last long. Before she is melted, the human catches her in midair with a chopstick.
Baby yukkuri tells the human to drop dead easy.
The human, in return says that it's a rude thing to say and taunts the yukkuri. The baby yukkuri tells the human to kill her. All of her siblings are dead and she can never take it easy. She wants to die so she can be reunited with her siblings.
The human admits that he hates yukkuri-kind and he wants her to suffer. He will not grant her death and he will force her to stay alive using his knowledge of yukkuri.
The baby yukkuri descents into despair.
Elsewhere, the 9 remaining yukkuri have ran out of food and are growing weak. They tried to feed on moss, but even that is running out.
"Mwommy won't come back for us"
Still they spend their days waiting in silence. Each day they confirm if everyone is still alive by asking and responding to each other.
Two of the yukkuri search for more food one day. One of them manages to find a lump of delicious food by chance one day. It's a bit damp, but it's tasty.
She tells her sister that she has found delicious food. Her sister arrives to see where the food but reacts in horror.
"That's your sister! Why are you eating her! Zdob it!"
The hungry yukkuri however, does not stop and continues eating
"what are you talking about, this is food? here eat some"
The other yukkuri scream in terror
"This is horrible! Zdob it!"
Alas, to this ravenous yukkuri everyone around her is just lumps of food. Those who can respond are her sister while those who no longer have the power to talk are food.
The ravenous yukkuri continues chewing on her sisters head. The half eaten yukkuri experiences convulsions and dies slowly.
Eventually everyone around her ravenous yukkuri lost their strength and was eaten. There was one yukkuri remaining in the cave now and her size has grown to that of a koyukkuri (2nd from left on size chart)
"Has everyone gone? That's ok, even if I'm alone I can take it easy"
Thus she continues to wait and wait. Eventually her size has shrunk back to that of a baby yukkuri, still she waits. She continues waiting and waiting until one day, she dies a shriveled yukkuri.
Out of the 100 baby yukkuri only one is still alive and her life and death are in the hands of a human.
The human had a change of heart one day and made a promise to the broken yukkuri. I will instruct you on how to kill other yukkuri. If you do this for me, I will grant you death. The mentally broken yukkuri could only accept.
And so, the yukkuri was trained to ambush and kill other baby yukkuri by pretending to be its sibling. She killed and killed waiting for her own death that never came.
Eventually she did die out of mental breakdown. It was not the death she hoped for. With this all 100 children are dead.
The story ends with a closing remark from the author. He notes a terrible irony in his story. The so called sanctuary the baby yukkuri were looking could only be found in one place: within the caring presence of a parent.
From the start, the baby yukkuri had zero chance surviving on their on in the cruel world. All because their parents were horny bitches of a yukkuri who humped each other to their own doom. He notes that had they been there for the children, the story might have been different.