Miss loves Patchouli. It's not like she love yukkuri, she only love Patchouli type. From love at first sight with a koyukkuri Patchouli in pet shop window, she learned everything she can about yukkuri and even go to the mountains to study wild yukkuri. Of course, if she saw other yukkuri bully Patchouli type she can get crazy and probably kill them all.
Her Patchouli is a well behaved pet. Smart, can read and count up to 100. She can also take off her hat when sleeping. Patchouli could easily get a gold badge, but being a Patchouli, her constitution is too weak.
At home, she feed her Patchouli with her own handmade food.
One day, before weekend, she talked with Patchouli about weekend plan. Patchouli want to go to the park because she never see and touch the real thing. When going to the park, Miss always kept her in carrying box.
All the night, Miss worried and starts imagining things. In the morning, Patchouli get worried with her weird state and even asked to cancel the picnic. ^^ The pic above
But Miss insist. After a trip to pet shop on the way, they arrive at the park. Miss gave Patchouli a Suii to travel around and a pack of sandwich for lunch.
Then, through monitoring device attached to Patchouli's hat, she heard Patchouli asking for help desperately (her version). Hearing that, she teleported (actually run really fast) to save Patchouli from three template-build scum Marisa, Alice and Reimu.
Quickly, Miss switched Patchouli's hat with a Remirya hat she bought at store and wear Patchouli's hat herself. All the strays tell Remirya to eat Patchouli instead. But when seeing Miss kisses Patchouli, they starts protesting why Remirya is friendly with Patchouli.
After that, Miss kicked the Marisa away. Tear away the Raper-mode Alice's peni peni. The custard sprayed all over and those falling on the Reimu made stalks grow from her. Children playing in the park see the Miss like a dangerous freak.
After that, she heard the strays in the park doesn't bully Patchouli type anymore and there's story about Patchouli who has "seen the other side".
Miss is Patchouli's owner. "Aaaaa Patche so cute Patchu chu chu chu!" "...mukyuu. Miss, what are you talking about... don't understand..." Today after work, Miss starts kissing her loved Patche. Patchouli is used to this so she doesn't even budge against Miss' love love attack.
Miss first meet Patche when she grows from a koyukkuri. Miss fell in love on first sight when seeing this KoPatche from the pet shop window. Miss is still a beginner on yukkuri, so the shop clerk tried to stop her again and again. As we know, Patchouli is a very difficult yukkuri to handle for beginner. But Miss is already in love and don't care anymore. For her desire, she learned fiercely. Internet, textbooks, sometimes she even go to the park or yukkuri zoo. To meet with wild yukkuri, she travelled to the mountains. Well, this is probably because of her love to Patchouli, but if she sees other types bullying the weak Patchouli, she'll just kill them happily on sight. Anyway, Miss' doesn't love yukkuri, it's focused solely on Patchouli type alone. And either because of that passion or for other reason, Miss starts raising the KoPatchouli.
This Patchouli is smart. She's quiet and likes to read books, an usual sage type. But this doesn't mean she got caught up on Miss' antiques. She always have it on her own pace. Of course, she know to behave herself in the house and can easily count to 100. She can also take off her hat when sleeping and can read hiragana. She can easily pass gold badge test.
But frankly, it's hard to fix the biggest weakness of Patchouli types, they easily vomit. No matter how you train them, there's always a limit. No, even before you trained them they already reached their limit. There's also Patchouli with strong composure, but Miss' Patchouli is a normal one.
So, let's go back to the story. When Miss came home, it's already time for dinner. Of course, Miss never buy yukkuri food. For her dearest Patche, Miss prepared special dinner. Today, it's a slightly sweet stew with lots of milk and handmade bread. "Mukyun! Miss, thank you for the delicious food today." "Delicious ? Thanks. If Patche's happy then I'm also happy!" After finishing the warm and Happyness! dinner, they start talking about tomorrow's plan. "Patche, tomorrow I'm free. Do you want anything ? Want to go to the bookstore again ?" "Mukkyun! I have a request to Miss. Patche want to go to Mister Park"
Like said before, even though Patchouli likes to read, she never see and touch the real thing. Until now, Miss is worried about Patchouli and even when she took Patchouli to the park, she never let her out of the cage. There's a lot of strays living in the park. No way Miss can let her treasured Patche out in such place. "Patche is also an adult now, she want to see the easy Mister Flower and Mister Butterfly in the park. She also want to touch them. How easy is Mister Flower, Mukkyuun" Even though Miss is worried, for Patche the park is a yet unknown experience she dreamed of. "aaaa...! Patche so cute! If you show me such enchanting face... Aaa! Okay, tomorrow we'll go on a picnic to the park!" Miss can't refuse the mukkyuu-faced Patchouli's wish.
After preparing for tomorrow's picnic, Patche has fall asleep. While Miss is restless by worries about tomorrow's picnic. "aaah... my sweet! and beautiful perfect body! and that tranced eyes. More than anything, Patche doing that Mukyuu... What if she got involved with stray yukkuri... I won't be able to hold myself..."
The next day. Contrary to Miss who can't get a sleep throughout the night because of her worries and complaints, Patche is very lively. "Mukkyuun! Mister Sun, good morning! Today I will mukkyuu in the park" ...what's happened to Miss!? Not easy!!" "...aah... sweet Patche... good morning... Miss is alright" Miss had black patch under her eyes and greeted Patchouli with weird smile. "Mukyuu... Miss... lets stay at home today" With little regret, Patche refused the picnic she already dreamed of because she's worried about Miss. "What are you saying? Patche is already expecting the picnic right ? Miss is fine. Sorry to make you worried. But we'll go somewhere first before that. As planned, today is picnic to the park!"