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They had trouble with "taje" for a little while.

2ch was having fun trying to translate what you wrote lol.

\Common Sense/

{PUSSU} Stab

{BUWA BUWA} Sudden stopping of the braids moving?

Yu...
Yuee?

"What a restless brat..."

{PIKOKOKOKO PIKO PIKO} Flapflapflapflapflap

YUAAAAAN ICH HURCHHH...
Reimyu ish a misther bird

"Hoo"

{BITAN} Slam

CHUBEE

{PAKI PAKI} (Small white things left of head) Crack Snap

YU...WHY
IZ ID BECAUZE..

REIMYU IS ZO CUDE?

"...*sigh*..."

{GATA GATA} Tremble Tremble

"Yes yes, take it easy"

{PUCHU} STAB
{PUSHAA} PSSSS

YUGYAAAAAA

No...no mowe..
go...ing
ho
...me
...
why
dond
feed
mobe...

{UNE UNE} Squirm Squirm

I found the treasure-

Yu-

Is there any reason we have unknown_24 and ayazou?

DOND EAD DEMIRYA'S FAZE

Chanae is the ko slurring.

1:
It's just like
those things,
Reimu chan...

2:
was very stupid,
had a bad mouth,
had a stupidly loud voice,
wore gaudy make up,
ate in such a messy way,
weak in the head,

{SUU} Inhale?

snored loudly
and would grind her teeth,
would wet her bed,
was tone def and
made her even more stupid,
and yet

she was our precious family...

You didn't have to say that much.

3:
Due to a new species of yukkuri,
violence has increased.

Yukkuri "Sanae"

[Punished
New species of yukkuri, "Sanae"]

4:
Towards Reimu or Marisa type pets,
there has been increasing aggression

Yurusanae!

How frightening

[Viewer footage]

5:
Also, there have been reports
of violence against gutter trash
in the territory, such as that of Nazrin

The Japanese Yukkuri Church (:| no confidence in this just because it's so weird)

warns that yukkuri should not be raised outside
and that caution should be exercised
if unknown yukkuri come near.

That is all, quite the news for today

[This is a work of fiction]

---
I fucking hate news speak.
The whole news part has to be checked since I didn't get some parts.

1:
Pwease chop ich!
{GYUUU} Crushing
Chanae doesnch wanch cho be cwusheddd~

{U~NE U~NE} Squirming

2:
{GYUU~} Crushing

NN~!
NN~!

{PUU} Farting

3:
Clockwise starting top right:

{GUCHA} Splat
YON
{BURI} Splatter
{BUBOOO} Vomit
{BYURU} Gushing
{PON} Pop

1:
Pwease donch be mean
cho myamya!

Ih horry ho
heah hogih heee~!

(I'm sorry, so please forgive me)

2:
Myamya ish much shtwonger than
shome weak Re~myu

YUN

Myamya ish much coower than shome
dumb Re~myu!

3:
Much cyuter than shome pwain Re~myu!

{DORO} Ooze

If you'we going cho be mean, pwease do ich
cho da lowly Re~myu!

4:
Pwease hewp myamya!

{PYON PYON} Boing Boing
{PIKO} Flap

No, don't come near me

5:
What the hell are you trying to do to my wife?

{PIKO PIKO} FLap FLap

{GYUUUU} Crushing

Yuhiiiiii!

{BURYO} Spinning

Ih hike fyih ih ha hky

---
Toothless speech returns.

1:
Sanae is the chosen yukkuri!

The scum species must be punished!

Wight!

2:
{BUBI} Poop

{SAKU} Crush

3:
Yugeee

Myamya~?

4:
What the hell did you do to my wife's shitty manjuu?

WOND FORGIB YOUUU!

{PIKO PIKO} Flap Flap

{PURIN PURIN} Boing Boing

{PU-} Fart

5:
{MEKON} Crack

{BUCHI BUCHI} Rip Rip

1:
{SHIN} Silence
{JIII} Stare (the dead eye of a camera phone)

{DORORI} Glob

The lowly Re~mu
has been smashed

The shitty trash Re~mu
has been smashed

Myamya ish much better
dan chone deaf Re~myu!

2:
Clockwise text top right first:

What's with that yukkuri!?

Uwa-

E~n

110! (Japanese equivalent of 911)

Kya-

?

It's dangerous, run!

3:
{BOTA BOTA} Drip Drip

Reimuchan...?

4:
Re~myu...
wanched to chake it eajy more...

{PECHA} Glob

wich mish...

and misht...

YUN!

{DORO} Oooze

---
I am greatly angered by how spineless those people are.

"Run away!"? Weak.