One Yukkuri Place

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Date Uploader coolyo294 Rating Questionable Score 0
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So it's like an RPG. Marisa encounters an enemy, what will she do?

(Google Translation)

[Stealth Mode]
By tucking under the jet-black accessory, Marisa shifts into stealth mode. But she keeps screaming "Marisa is in stealth mode!!" and "I'm not here!!" so she keeps sending notifications to the enemy.
Marisa: "Marisa is sneaking!"

[I'll Puff]
Threatens an enemy within 2 meters. The threatened enemy will be frightened for 0.000 seconds. In additon, Marisa who performed the puff attack will receive a fatigue debuff that lasts until the end of the battle.
Marisa: "Marisa is very strong! You will be scared of me."

[Wiggle Wiggle]
By shaking her fascinating hips, her movement speed is increased by 2% for 2 seconds. After using this ability, the enemy will gain an ability to kill Marisa with their bare hands.
Marisa: "Look at Marisa's mister hips!"

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  • Ahegao said:

    So it's like an RPG. Marisa encounters an enemy, what will she do?

    Its dead by daylight It is a game where you have to survive by repairing some generators, there is a murderer who is looking for you and tries to stop you, both the murderer and the survivor have 3 unique skills that is why they put those descriptions on Marisa

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  • Ahegao said:

    I tried. Didn't know if would be effective to the infected or not since they completely ignored me (Maybe they prefer fresh meat instead). Against survivors just triggered their inner abyuse and got me end up as their toy or livestock. So it's absolutely worthless.

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  • Date Uploader HikarinoYami Rating Safe Score 0
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    Yukkuri perhap is the world bravest species, since they has balls to messing with two creature that consider to be the threat of human society.

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    Pun_Master said:
    Trying to cower while farting at the same time.... I wonder, do humans fart when their scared ?

    They do if they are chocked or if gasping.

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    CCX said:

    This might be the stupidest Marisa-type I've ever seen. To think she can actually hurt anything just by doing Puff-Puff?

    Remember, yukkuris are extremely self-centered. They might believe that they can be invisible when they close their eyes.

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  • Date Uploader Yuno Rating Questionable Score 1
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    Someone uploaded what seems to be the last few pages of this story. I added them to this pool to at least have them all in order, should easy translators decide to finish this one up!

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  • NeoMyon said:

    "Zworry for bweing conzieted!"

    I didn't know Marisas could be that formal

    Yukkuri have superb use of vocabularies for no reason. Sometimes I even wonder whether they can pass the TOEFL test.

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    atelieryuuma said:

    Wait that not allow that destroy property thing not belong to you that illegal and crime

    He/She gonna burn that vending machine because she hate yukkuri that very wrong

    I remember my neighbor she burn vending machine because pest cat hide in down and she super pissed that cat destroy her little garden later she got jail she don't know there surveillance camera hiding in wall

    We know he/she not gonna jail because this story is unrealistic plus all people surround her ignore her rules of write this story, in real life some one see you doing bad they gonna report you

    Your neighbor got thrown in jail because she burnt a vending machine ? Oof.

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  • Don't bully the aviation destroyer!

    Also I think it might be a good idea to change those tags to _(kantai_collection)_(character), since the other KC tags are for KC yukkuri. I've been a noncontributing ass since EasyV took over (since when did we have a touhou tag?) so I'm not game to mess with stuff until I know the new rules.

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  • user_4709 said:

    Your neighbor got thrown in jail because she burnt a vending machine ? Oof.

    Well, that's possible. In the country that I'm currently living in, if you lit fire on things on purpose and caused damage to public facilities, you might got a penalty of getting into jail and the period of sentence depends on the value of the things you destroyed.

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  • Date Uploader Yuno Rating Questionable Score 0
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    Nice shot.

    You know, in the wild, at this point, most predators flee. Predators aren't looking for a fight, they're just looking to eat.

    Regardless, it's nice to see an actual battle rather then oh no flan we're all dead

    Updated

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  • One side battle called massacre
    Now this has been raised from massacre to battle
    But been seen before
    Flan has an incredible self-healing ability
    Maybe the pain and wounds will shock her
    But with so much effort has been put into it
    And they have already used up all of there method
    Grabbed the little one
    Suck it dry regardless of it taste
    Use it as emergency ration
    Wait for self-healing kick in
    Then use there child dieing wail as torture to sweet up the parent
    Then finish the rest of them
    That, would be a happy end

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  • Finally, a REFRESHING story

    qaz255312 said:

    One side battle called massacre
    Now this has been raised from massacre to battle
    But been seen before
    Flan has an incredible self-healing ability
    Maybe the pain and wounds will shock her
    But with so much effort has been put into it
    And they have already used up all of there method
    Grabbed the little one
    Suck it dry regardless of it taste
    Use it as emergency ration
    Wait for self-healing kick in
    Then use there child dieing wail as torture to sweet up the parent
    Then finish the rest of them
    That, would be a happy end

    Isnt the core still a weakspot? As in, a tackle from Reimu/Marisa into a wall and perhaps a stab into it would kill it? knowing that its probably stunned and in shock, anything can happen now.

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  • Well honestly the only way i can see now is a direct attack to the core with an item, both are very tired and aproaching it full head on would be suicide, not saying the other option isnt suicidal either but it might actually work, who knows

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  • MisterSpankSpank said:

    I like yukkuri best when they exceed the limitations of their species and show true heroism: moments in which they become more than yukkuri.

    It is always excellent to see them breaking through the limitations of their shitty instincts.

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    HikarinoYami said:

    Pfft thinking that is treasure

    It is perfectly reasonable, especially during the night, much like those deep sea predators use light to lure preys.

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  • EasyV said:

    It is perfectly reasonable, especially during the night, much like those deep sea predators use light to lure preys.

    That Flan is pretty clever then.

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  • captperv said:

    why else would she have shiny gems on her wings

    When I were a kid, making crystal candy is so fun and these are tasty. Until now, I still make that candy at weekend...
    to hunt kos, of course.

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  • captperv said:

    why else would she have shiny gems on her wings

    Well, according to original touhou settings, those shiny things are philosopher stones that she collected.

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  • No adventures, no challenges, no risks.

    Maricha, who did nothing, was able to die of old age, which is rare for a stray, but there was no one to watch her in her final moments.

    The corpse of Maricha, who died secretly behind the outdoor unit, did not return to the soil, was not eaten by animals, and was washed away by the rain that fell several days later.

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  • Marcos6986 said:

    No adventures, no challenges, no risks.

    Maricha, who did nothing, was able to die of old age, which is rare for a stray, but there was no one to watch her in her final moments.

    The corpse of Maricha, who died secretly behind the outdoor unit, did not return to the soil, was not eaten by animals, and was washed away by the rain that fell several days later.

    This is yet another fun Catch-22 in the yukkuri universe.

    If a yu tries to accomplish ANYTHING, be it going on adventures, raising a successful clan, or convincing a human to take it in as a pet, it's a delusional shitstain that deserves to feel agonizing pain for being arrogant & conceited.

    But if a yu tries to stay down and out of the radar of humans, it lives a miserable and silent life because it never took any risks.

    It really is impossible to feel satisfaction here, isn't it?

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  • HeadpatsForNiceheads said:

    This is yet another fun Catch-22 in the yukkuri universe.

    If a yu tries to accomplish ANYTHING, be it going on adventures, raising a successful clan, or convincing a human to take it in as a pet, it's a delusional shitstain that deserves to feel agonizing pain for being arrogant & conceited.

    But if a yu tries to stay down and out of the radar of humans, it lives a miserable and silent life because it never took any risks.

    It really is impossible to feel satisfaction here, isn't it?

    Lovecraft would be proud.

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  • Marcos6986 said:

    No adventures, no challenges, no risks.

    Maricha, who did nothing, was able to die of old age, which is rare for a stray, but there was no one to watch her in her final moments.

    The corpse of Maricha, who died secretly behind the outdoor unit, did not return to the soil, was not eaten by animals, and was washed away by the rain that fell several days later.

    HeadpatsForNiceheads said:

    This is yet another fun Catch-22 in the yukkuri universe.

    If a yu tries to accomplish ANYTHING, be it going on adventures, raising a successful clan, or convincing a human to take it in as a pet, it's a delusional shitstain that deserves to feel agonizing pain for being arrogant & conceited.

    But if a yu tries to stay down and out of the radar of humans, it lives a miserable and silent life because it never took any risks.

    It really is impossible to feel satisfaction here, isn't it?

    Since yukkuri is the lowest liveform ever know, another to see tomorrow is the only easiness they can obtain i considered

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