It's a fake preview (or I would think so due to 嘘) of the next exciting episode, but I am unfamiliar with how to clearly translate parts of it to want to translate it all.
>Gerya Gerya Gerya! (Slurred Gera. See:Reisen) What you saying? This is Deibu's house? If anyone's going out, it's you shitty old man!
>I want to beat the shit out of you...
>Deibu only understands "Eat, Sleep, Play" >For all else, it is simply "WHY DO YOU ZAY DATTTT" >I don't know if it's due to its parents or its natural instincts >It makes an interesting companion, but usually it's just a bit too much
You said it!
--- Implying someone on 2ch said it and the artist agreed.