1: Yuuuuuuuuu! What are you doing to the smart Patchyyyyy!
Mukyu?
[Is that...an effect of eating the hair I wonder?]
2: *overlydramaticnoise*
GEPU
3: left: [How to eat and how to distinguish]
right: Baby Yukkuri Delicious
Deibu Disgusting *throw it away
4: Mukyuuuuuu!
Copying Patchy Easy...erere (vomit)
*flap flap*
[Hunting Ability Up!]
--- Not sure on what the patchouli is saying due to sentence structure. It might have meant to say Yukkuri "dekinai" after, but all that is seen is yukkuri. So yeah.
Too boring to look up all the kanji, so this is all I can read at a glance. Reimu is in a pet shop, a woman plays with her while waiting for whatever she ordered, the Reimu wants to be taken home by her, but is just put back in her box. I think she's just for display. Title seems to be Backlog Reimu.