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sfx: Poin poin - *boing boing*
sfx: Pikorin (heart) pikorin (heart) - *Flap <3* x2
sfx: Gucha - *gush*
sfx: Guin - *tug*

Sfx: Ton... *Flick*
Sfx: Hyo - *Woosh*
Sfx: Zudon - *Smash*

Sfx: Doro - *Drip*
Sfx: Zuki - *Sharp pain*

Sfx: Dosu - *Stab*
Sfx: Beshi beshi(actually is peshi) - *soft impact*
Sfx: Beshi beshi - *slightly harder but still soft impact*

Sfx: Gashi - *Grab*

Sfx: Bura~n *Dangle*

Sfx: Gigigi - Rope stretching due to its weight(iguessthat'stheword)

Reverse-trap: Nah, I mean this, but anywa
Reverse-trap: Err, that part huh? Whatever

Sfx: Beshi - *Slap*
Vassal can be replaced with follower.

Or actually, it's the other way around, but still seems to be using the sucking sound effect...

Aah, don't need a receipt.

Yubyuu...

ID HURDZ...MARIJA'Z EYE....

-Here, exactly 10,000 yen

Yugiiiiiiiiii!!
Olj man that killed little shish die eajy!
If you wanch to be fowgiven
Hurry up and bwing 10,000 yen da ze!!

-yu?

1:
NYUUU~~

Yuyuu!!
Remyu whach wong!?

2:
Wanched...mowe...
eaj---

EREERE (Vomitting sounds)

YUAAAAAAAAA!!
Marisha's little shishhhhh!!

1:
Huwwy up and bwing eider
10,000 yen or sweet sweets!!

Yupi~i

2:
*suuuuuck*

Yumumumu...

1:
*boing*

2:
*soft landing*

3:
Chake id eajy!

4:
DEIBU IZND BAD EBEN
GOING HOME

Mister: If you can tolerate being tickled, I will give you a lot of candy.
Marisha: Yu! I can handle it da je! Marisha will tolewate it eajy!

Mister: Hey, it tickles right?
Marisha: Yu...Yuyu! I'm okay da je...!!

Marisha: YUpipi~! Canch chake it anymowe! Yupihyahyahyahyahyahya~!!

Mister: How unfortunate~ *STAB*

I shall go with check_translation.

On an unrelated note, do any of you know what the Marisa is trying to say in post #25944 ?

Its last line where it says "Oha-hyan ni hanyonhe"
It was bothering me.

**Yuuu! Mommy!
Help me easy!
Don't take it easy
and punish that
old man!

[Yuu-n, I can here little one's voice coming from here!]

[Yuu Yuu Bih hih whehe ahe you-?]*

[Hm? Another stray yukkuri huh]

[Yuyu! Mister human!?
We aren't bad yukkuri!
We've only come to search for a lost little one!
Take it easy!]

*Boi-ng*

["Lost"? You mean this one?]

[Yuyuu! Mommy!
Hehp me eahy!
Hoh hake ih eahy
anh punih hah
olh mah!]**

(I got no idea what you're saying)

[Yuu! A yukkuri that can't take it easy!]

*SLAM*

[Yuhee! Punih olh mah...
YUpiiiiiIIII!?!?!?!]

[Yukkuri that can't take it easy, stay away from my little one!]

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It has no teeth. It has an epic level of slurring I've not seen before.
It seems to have lost K, R, T, S, J, K, D and pretty much all of them are replaced with H.

*Yuu Yuu Big Sis where are you-?

**Yuuu! Mommy!
Take it easy!
Don't take it easy
and punish that
old man!