I heard sounds from the ventilation duct. I peeked in, and for some reason a lone Reimyu had snuck in. I don't really understand the situation. I saw no siblings or parents either. I tried to talk to it, but it vigilantly would not talk. Since I wasn't making progress, I thought to dispose of it, but I suddenly felt like playing with it. Using a long rod, I slowly pushed the Reimu and pinned her against the ventilation fan. Since I was going to clean this weekend, I don't really care. The duct is oily with grease, so I don't have any reason to care if it gets more or less dirty. Slowly the hair, accessory, and then the skin began to scrape off, and of course, the Reimyu began to cry out. However, I continued to press it against the vent even moreso. As if to go against the air ventilation fan, the Reimyu's agony echoed in the duct. [Mishter hair, mishter wibbon, donch go away! Schay dereeeeeeeeeeee! It hursh! Donch push me mishter! Schop it! Lemme chake it eajy mishter! Noo! NO NO NO NO! IT HURSH IT HURSH IT HURSH IT HURSHHHHHH! DONCH WANNA DIEEEEEEEEID HURDZ ID HURDZ ID HURDZ GYAGYAGYOBIPOYO BYU WANDED GYUPUPUPU MOWE BUBIBUBUBUBUBUBBUREBEBBEBE BEBEBEGIEBEBEZEIGYUIGIGIGI GIJUJUJUBUBU BU BU BU BU U GA GYU]
--- That text block looked fucking evil so I was just going to translate Reimu's death screams, but I guess it was worth giving some thought since it makes sense now ('Sense' as in I know what the hell is going on). The final death scream thing is a bit weird. I can see the first part of the "Wanted to take it more easy" line, but it doesn't seem to complete it. Also I think ZEIGYU is extremely distorted Reimyu.