One Yukkuri Place

Comments

Blacklisted:

M:
Little one...
If you have a barcode, you
won't be picked on by mister human

R:
It's alright if you don't understand easy.
It's alright if you hate mommy...
So please just bear with it

Ko:
ID HURDDDDDDDDDDD
N,NOOOO
SHTOP IDDDDDDDDDDDD
REIBU'S ROUND SKINNNNNNNNNN

Marisa and Reimu, who were once pet yukkuris
understood only that if one had a lot of bars
on their body, they would not be bothered by humans.

Hoping for this, they carved jagged lines
that would never disappear
on their child that had just been born.

  • 0
  • Reply
  • 1:
    Yu?
    What you looking at?
    This is Marisa's Yukkuri Place!

    *snicker snicker*

    2:
    Yu!
    I best tend to the little ones, so I don't have time for you (extremely liberal translation of what is said)
    Yu?
    The little ones aren't mine you know?

    3:
    The little ones strayed away from their real mother, the poor things!
    So that they not be sad, I let them stay with me!
    The little ones are getting hungry, so we shall be going
    Take it easy, mister human!
    *sparkle sparkle*

    4:
    YUBURUU??!!!

    *SMASH*

    5:
    Ha....hahie.....?!
    Id...id hurdz....liddle one?!
    Dond gome here!
    Run away eazy....!

    6:
    Nwooooooooooo!!
    Reimyu wanch to schay wih mwommy...!!!
    Marisha ishnt Reimyu's mwommy, but
    you are my mwommy!

    (Little....one....!!!!!)

    7:
    Reimyu...wonch be shelfish anymowe!
    I'll even eat gwass!
    I wonch cwy even if I canch wub wub!!
    I'll cwean up my own poo poo pwopewly!
    So...mwomm-

    8:
    together-

    *SQUISH*

    10:
    Marisha will definichly...
    pwotect mwommy!!!

    *Pufff*

    11:
    Yunyaaaaaaa!!!
    Gib it bwack! Gib it bwack!!
    Marisha's pwecioush hattttt

    12:
    Yue....?
    I canch....!
    I definichly canch do that!!!
    Yuwaaaaaa!
    I'll do ich! I'll do ich!
    So donch teaw ich!

    13:
    Yuaaaaaaaa!!!

    *twitch*

    14:
    Canch do it...
    Canch do anything painful...
    to mwommy...

    *rip rip*
    *poff*

    15:
    St...stop it!!
    Let me down!!!!
    Can't take it easy!!!

    *plop*
    *yank*

    16:
    yuyu?!!
    Little one!!!!
    get away from there!!!
    Immediately is good!!!

    17:
    YUBEEE??!!!
    *squish*

    18:
    Liddle...on...
    U....Uwaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

    Bored. Leaving.

    19:
    yu x 3

    20:
    Ma....marisa....!?
    What...did you do to your little ones!?

    Wa...wait! Marisa....!!
    Marisa....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    21:
    Scum that kills yukkuri..
    Will be punished by everyone!!

  • 0
  • Reply
  • 1:
    Kwunch kwunch
    Happinesh!

    *grind grind grind* (I don't know. whatever ravenous crunching sounds like)

    2:
    Eating mishter flower!

    *squish squish...*

    3:
    Soft~
    I can sweep eajy now!

    Eajy!

    *boing*

    4:
    Making a yukkuri place~!

    *slam*

    5:
    Going poop poop!
    *pooop*

    Coming ouch eajy!
    *squeeze squeeze*

    7:
    *click*

  • 0
  • Reply
  • 1:
    Eajy! Eajy!!

    2:
    Yu?
    Chake it eajy!
    Can mishter chake it eajy!

    3:
    Yu?
    Shtop it!
    Don touch Reimu's mishter ribbon!

    4:
    Yunyaaaaaa!!!
    Wemme down! Wemme go!
    Scawyyyyyy!!!!

    *flap* x 4

    5:
    Yue....?

    Yugu...
    *hic*

    6:
    YUBYAAAAAAAA!!!!
    IDZ HODDDDDDD!!!!!
    MWOMMYYYYYYYY!!!!
    HELP MEEEEE!!!!

    *sizzle*

    7:
    Yua....aAAAH....
    Reimyu's mishter feet...
    Move...! Move......!
    Why did you do this!?
    Reimyu didnch do anyching badd!!!!

    8:
    Shtupid mishterrrrr!!!
    No mowe! Reimyu ish going ho-...

    ...yu?

    9:
    YUNGIIIIIIII??!!!

    *stab*

    10:
    Schop....ich already...wemme go...
    No mowe...mishter pokey...

    11:
    Yuu....yuu....
    *click click*

    12:
    YUGYAAAAAAA??!!!!!
    ID HURDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
    REIMYU.....!!
    DIE...DYINGGGGGG!!????

    13:
    Mish...te....
    Re...myu, wh....y....?
    Didinch....do any...ching wong...
    Chell me...
    W...hy....somechin...like...thish..

    14:
    Chell m-....EEGYUEEE!????

    *RIP*

    15:

    [Burnable Trash]
    There is....no reason.

  • 0
  • Reply
  • 1:
    Mukyu!
    I have...unravelled
    *sparkle*

    2:
    the mystery!

    3:
    The intellectual criminal that raped and murdered Chen..

    The criminal "raper" is...

    bloodwriting:city-sect

    ...5:
    in here!

  • 0
  • Reply
  • 1:
    This is "school"...!

    2:
    It's just like father said!

    There are various yukkuri here!

    3:
    I wonder what we'll study...

    4:
    Well then, class
    shall now begin!

    Today's lesson is...

    5:
    information about the building we live in!

    Teacher will be telling you about various places, so

    everyone keep up!

  • 0
  • Reply
  • 1:
    [Next Day]

    Mukyu!

    Is this everyone?

    2:
    Welcome to "school" everyone!

    I'm you're teacher, Patchouli!

    Take it easy!

    Chake it eajy!

    3:
    From here on, you
    all will be studying
    various tings together,

    so let's all
    try to get along!

  • 0
  • Reply
  • 2:
    Stop...it..

    *trembling*

    *glub*

    Give back...
    little ones...

    3:
    ...mister human?

    *step*

    WHY DO YOU DO THIS!?

    4:
    Pyaaaaa
    Ich Hurchssss!!

    *squeeeze*...

    *buwa*

    Schop ich...
    PiiiiIIIII

    5:
    Wittle shish!
    Wet her go!

    *puffffff*

    *tremble* x 4

    Yu x 3

    Yunya-!

    ---

    I am happy we were not trolled, though it would have been somewhat interesting if we had been.

  • 0
  • Reply
  • 1:
    Oooh...
    Welcome back welcome back...

    (left)*Wooosh!*
    (right)*Skid*

    2:
    No more saying "Oooh"!
    *dramaticpoint?*

    *Yushock!*

    (left)
    O...h!
    ...That that

    (right)
    O...
    ...bothers me bothers me.

    3:
    *trembling*

    4:
    (left)*woosh* x3

    I'm joking...
    Let's have a snack...

    *lift*

    [Snacks]

    End

    ---
    I don't know what Me-jin is.

  • 0
  • Reply
  • 1 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 90